Jared

Hey guys! My name is Jared. I reside in Marilla. Me and my brother Tyler really like to live-it-up. I love to pull e-brakes with my car that I jacked from Ramon. It's just not true fun unless I'm close to death or the muffler falls off. Me and Ty are crazy naggers, riding around on sleds and motor bikes all day, rockin' out at metal concerts HELL YA every time i die was crazy, felling trees and chasing girls. I like bovine and I pierced my own bellybutton. When I'm feeling feisty I like to rock phat farms, my Ford jacket, and a fake 'fro. Keith Kern is my brotha (aka brother). And I don't mean that in the literal sense, I mean it the way black people say it, which is more meaningful, I think. My cousin Janna is the coolest person ever. I'm so happy we're related and she will forever be on my Top 8. She has pretty sweet friends, too, except for raechel, who is off the charts and a spaz. I like to smoke cigars like an old man. Nothing says, "hello beautiful" like a dirty old cigar hanging out of my mouth. That's why I love Cuban people. That's also why I smuggle them by the hundreds into America in Frito-Lay trucks. I can do a sweet imitation of Kip from "Napoleon Dynamite." If only I had LaFawndah... For fun raechel engages in naughty acts with earthworms. I like to staple my eyelids, too. .......(rachels gay).......I can really drop it like it's hot and cheesy...the same why I like my burgers and women. I always use my brain head, no matter the situation. for everyone interested, rachel is single and willing to try just about nething. she will respond to any seriouis male or female inquiries. signed sealed and delivered to her doorstep