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INTERESTS:
I have many hobbies, such as; cooking, cleaning, dusting, knitting, crocheting little doilys, cutting myself, cutting others, washing my hands, washing others hands, picking scabs, picking others scabs, making sausages.
Seriously, my kids occupy the majority of my time. I'm a SAHM and with three kids, a husband, a dog, a hedgehog, and a home to take care of this is a full time gig.
I've just begun taking a course in medical transcription with M-TEC. I'm pretty jazzed about that.
This is one of my latest creations
My daughter Liana Jolie the day before she turned one
This is my ultra cool son, Michael
Little miss Kaelyn
My sweet angel Vanessa Lane
Oct 2, 2002 ~ Oct 8, 2002
I call this picture Precious Kiss
I'd like to meet:
Hmmmm.... who would I like to meet?? I'd like to meet other people who don't mind being around people who don't particularly like other people who are so fucking pushy and go to peoples' houses without calling people first and expect people to just let other people in who try to judge people when all I really want is for other people to JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE! I'd also like to meet Kat Von D and get a sweet tat from her. =0)
I'm not really into socializing with people (I know... shocking huh). It's nearly impossible to find a trust-worthy person to be friends with these days. Especially when it's a bunch of deceitful, jealous, conniving, whoring females that you have to choose from. Liars and bitches and whores... oh my. You can't trust anybody anymore. FUCK YOU BITCHES. However, online friends are a different story. I can get rid of them with a click of my mouse if I choose to, lol.
Like I said, I'm MARRIED (VERY HAPPILY MARRIED). I'm just here for friends, nothing more. I'm not here to win any popularity contests. So, if you're a "friend whore", don't bother to add me. I'd rather have a small number of legit friends than an ass-load of people cluttering up my friend space that I never hear from.
How to make a Barbara
Ingredients:
3 parts success
1 part silliness
1 part joy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!
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What makes you fantastic? by redcarpetworthy
Name
Gender
Age
Your Trait You're trustworthy
Your Looks You're such a great dresser
Your Ideas It seems like you know EVERYTHING
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Music:
OOOOOOH..... music. I will listen to pretty much anything, but I'm not a huge fan of rap. I'm more of a rock kind of person. Goth, punk, classic, grunge, metal, alternative... whatever.... rocketh on =0).
I like country too... I like the older stuff. And I'm not talking about early Garth here, lol.... more like Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Kenny Rogers.... that classic country.... it reminds of listening to my dad play the guitar when I was a kid. =0)
I like new stuff, old stuff, and everything in between. I actually really dig the old lounge type stuff like Dean Martin and of course the late, great Frank Sinatra. I luv ya Frankie baby! I just love the music from that era.
I love stuff that makes me feel kind of emotional. I love music that makes me feel empowered.
Movies:
Some of my favorite movies, in no particular order, are: Pulp Fiction, Good Fellas, Napoleon Dynamite, The Big Lebowski (Hey... careful man... there's a beverage here), Fight Club, and Slingblade. I also love movies about zombies or vampires. I dig the X-men too. Oh, and I love Kill Bill Vol. I and II. I love Uma; she kicks ass.
Television:
Jericho, I love Jericho. It reminds me of Steven King's "The Stand". That show Heroes is really cool, too. I love CSI (all of them, lol). I dig all of those detective shows; Law & Order, Without a Trace, all that shit. Of course, Cops and all of those cop chase shows. Any and all medical shows (fact or fiction). I love ER, Chicago Hope, Untold Stories of the ER, Dr.G Medical Examiner... anything of that nature. Speaking of nature, I love all of those shows too. Except the ones where they show the animals killing and eating each other. I know, I know, circle of life.. blah, blah, blah. I just don't want to watch anything die. Oh, how could I forget Dirty Jobs. Love that show.
Books:
I'm a fiction nut. I have an insatiable hunger for anything by Stephen King. I also like Richard Bachman (*wink*). I have lots of Dean Koontz on my bookshelf too. Sometimes I get in the mood for something funny, like those self-help books; they're hilarious.
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.
Demon
75%
WereWolf
58%
Dragon
50%
Faerie
42%
Mermaid
25%
Angel
17%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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Heroes:
My hero is Jane Jetson. Remember the opening of the Jetson's when George takes out some money from his wallet to hand to Jane and she takes the wallet? We can learn a lot from Jane.
(DEEP PERSONALITY TEST) This isn't an ordinary test, it get's beneath the skin of who you are! ~Wicked pix!~
Surrounded by the night
There is no welcoming light
I feel the pain of my dreams
This can't be what it seems!
Darkness consumes your soul. The deep sadness and overwhelming dread that depression can bring over you is just too much. Often others find you drifting away in your own thoughts and always living in a fantasy, but to you.... who needs reality when there's fantasy? You should wake up to reality soon, but until that day comes it would be good to remain within your own dreams and open up to others gradually when you're ready.
Moving at a slow pace and creating your own speed to situations such as this, is a hell of a lot better than simply letting others push you towards things you don't agree with or aren't ready for. You are probably strong, not only pysically but mentally as well. Mind games and other forms of stressful taunting that get a 'normal' person insane, simply irritate you.
The stupidity of others is an absolutely horrid thought in your own mind and you are disgusted by it. It makes you sick to even think that actual humans could lack such common sense and be so immature. Speaking of the immaturity, your maturity level must reach far beyond your age and you probably have more fun hanging with an older crowd rather than a smaller clique your own age.
Even though you are depressed at times, nothing cheers you up more than a good laugh and your closest friends are always there to lend a helping hand with that!
Philosophy: "Even though things may seem wrong at times, I always have you to back me up."
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