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Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless."With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES!I WIN! I WIN!"With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"
Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
I'd like to meet:
Your mom for a quickie...
I'd also like to meet people that treat others the way they want to be treated.
I like to meet people that have an open mind. There's nothing that bothers me more than someone who's afraid to try new things or talk to different types of people. Not to mention people that disrespect anyone for the music that they listen to. Although it may seem contradictory, since musical tastes can often define people. Music can be different for everyone. Taste CAN define, but it can also be used to express emotion. I try really hard to teach and inform, rather than look down on anyone that likes anything that I don't agree with. Although I really can't comprehend people that like mainstream pop and country, I also believe that those people might not have ever been exposed to quality music that might just change their life!
Alex's art show! I'll be there!!! You should go to!!!
Music:
My favorite bands are Tool and U2. I also LOVE clutch and Slayer. I love it all, though.... Jazz, Blues, Metal, Rap, Techno (spec. breakbeats, and drum and bass), some industrial, Chick music...
I'm not a big fan of country, but I can dig on old school country and rockabilly.
Movies:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Fargo, Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Fight Club, Hellraiser (pretty much all of 'em), ZOMBIE FLICKS (Romero, you fucking rock), The Evil Dead movies, I guess I pretty much like horror movies in general, the more nastily realistic, the better. I also like drama, action, and comedy!
Television:
Simpsons, Family Guy, Southpark, Sports: Detroit Pistons, Detroit Tigers, Pittsburgh Steelers
Books:
Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Anything written or co-written by the Dalai Lama, J.R.R. Tolkien, scary books, and I couldn't even tell you how much more....
Heroes:
I love women that are REAL. None of this plasticky, fake ass shit. I idolize women that have curves. Not ones that look like little girls. Brigitte Bardot
Marilyn Monroe
The Notorious Bettie Page
Jayne Mansfield
