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Aaron

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“Even though you can't expect to defeat the absurdity of the world, you must make that attempt. That's morality, that's religion. That's art. That's life.”
-Phil Ochs

Music: Whatever stirs the soul.

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"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." -- Galileo

"Live as if you will die tomorrow; learn as if you will live forever." -- Ghandi

“The fortunes of the entire world may well ride on the ability of young Americans to face the responsibilities of an old America gone mad.”
-Phil Ochs

I know Kung Fu.

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck never cries.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

There is no theory of Evolution, only a long list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, Now they are just called the islands.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Before He goes to bed at night, the boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

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“What the world has now are new cities with young populations and old cities with old populations. How the dialogue between them plays out will determine much of the nature of the next half-century.”
-Stewart Brand

he also lamented that "in America most of us — not readers alone, but even writers — are still afraid of any literature which is not a glorification of everything American, a glorification of our faults as well as our virtues," and that America is "the most contradictory, the most depressing, the most stirring, of any land in the world today."

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President or that we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
-Teddy Roosevelt

My Blog

One Republican

I'm Registered Republican and it seems there is only one voice of change to choose from. Thank God we have one at least. Ron Paul's the only republican running for candidacy to vote against the war an...
Posted by Aaron on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST

-The Hemp Revolution-

The Hemp Revolution tells the amazing and little known story of the Hemp plant. Hemp, probably the first plant ever to be cultivated, was among the world's largest agricultural crops until the 1800's....
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:34:00 PST

Democrat Murdered

Since early last summer after the conversation between Hilary and Edwards - I knew all of this was gonna happen. See clip from last year when all the candidates first started their campaigns ...
Posted by Aaron on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:30:00 PST

2Hrs of THE TRUTH & LIES OF 9/11

This pioneering, groundbreaking expose of 9-11, now two years old, painted a stark and accurate picture of our world today and TOMMORROW... nothing new but always good to remind you. ...
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:42:00 PST

Powerful words from the past

http://newsbloggers.aol.com/2007/07/23/why-we-fight-history- of-middle-eastern-oil/ Eisenhower & kennedy vids ...
Posted by Aaron on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:51:00 PST

Who's controlling the World?

The Money Masters - Part 1 of 2..> The Money Masters - Part 1 of 2The Money Masters the documentary discuss the topics of money (as it relates to central banking and fractional reserve bankin...
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST

Stephen Colbert interviews Deepak Chopra

AND MORE...-exploration of consciousness COPY LINK for another insight into the mind of Deepak Choprahttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4821764861935 482335&q=Deepa...
Posted by Aaron on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

Jefferson Son!

THOMAS JEFFERSON BITCH!
Posted by Aaron on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

White House Censures Scientific Analysis of Global Threat

The film Al Gore helped accomplish with the help of Particapant Pictures took so much heat on conservative radio across the nation. Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Schnitt show... I listened ...
Posted by Aaron on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:05:00 PST

Missing Secrets of Nikola Tesla

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Posted by Aaron on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:23:00 PST