Anything Interesting.
I'd like to meet:
Jim Morrison. Need i say more?
Music:
O.A.R. will be played from my death till i'm 6ft under and someone better be throwing down headphones in my grave. The Rat Pack, The doors, Sublime is just that (for dumb-asses refer to the band name.). Jack Johnson, (found an 1/8th at his PNC show.) Dylan and Marley will never die in my eyes or ears. I could go on but i wanna get to the movie section of this.
Movies:
Singin in the rain, Robin and the seven hoods, white christmas, Casablanca, It's a Wonderful Life, Arsenic and Old Lace, if it had Cary Grant in it i loved it. Speeding up in time Harry Potter 1-4, Lord of the rings, Boondock Saints, American Beauty, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Fear and Loathing, BLOW, Pirates OTC., THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Snatch, Lucky Number Slevin, Shaun of the Dead
Television:
Family Guy, South Park, Courage the Cowardly dog, Charmed, MaGyver, Smallville, The West Wing.
Books:
HARRY POTTER, i know i'm 20, so what?. Anything by James Patterson, John Grisham, Robert Ludlum, Dan Brown, Clive Cussler, Dean Koontz and Janet Evanovich.LylBratt13 (10:26:50 AM): entertain me when u can
LylBratt13 (10:26:54 AM): my heads pounding
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:29:15 AM): In a time of magical and mythical islands there was one but very special island, Pillow Palace Island, it was a magical land ruled over by two of the finest magical creatures ever, Ashlia the Queen reaigned supreme along side her faithfull companion King Crispin
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:29:44 AM): Now PPI was a well guarded island, for there many great secrets and treasures hiddne among the island in whoch only Ashlia and Crispin knew off.
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:30:14 AM): There was the magical fountain of vanilla wodka that flowed cool thanks to Crispins icey powers
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:30:52 AM): There was the Marijuana filled beaches that coudl alwasy be smoked thanx to Queen Ashlia's Magical fire powers
LylBratt13 (10:32:23 AM): oh my god i love u
LylBratt13 (10:32:28 AM): that was so funny
LylBratt13 (10:32:30 AM): hahahahahahaha
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:32:09 AM): King Crispin over saw the growth of the mushroom pods for only his magic could they grow to be the magical kind
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:32:13 AM): hey i aint done
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:32:19 AM): i'm bored as shit and this is fin
LylBratt13 (10:33:29 AM): one day im gonna make a little story book with pictures about all this
LylBratt13 (10:33:31 AM): hehhe
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:33:24 AM): where was oh yeah right........But Upon the mighty Pillow Mountain stood the great powdery room of Cocaine where only queen Ashlia could enter, for only she could control the temptaion of the wicked cocaine
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:33:27 AM): hehehehe
LylBratt13 (10:34:06 AM): hahahahahahahahaha
LylBratt13 (10:34:20 AM): can we have all this at our mansion?
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:34:00 AM): Now Ashlia and Crispin lived in perfect Harmony usually in the Brown Sugar cinnamon Castle along side Pillow Mountain
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:34:02 AM): ofcourse
LylBratt13 (10:34:56 AM): hahahahaahhaha
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:34:48 AM): But one day and Evil threat Began to grow, they had received word that the evil Elf-wtch of the dread land of Pennsy was comign with a fericoius beast all but Ashlia and Crispin feared Named Mason
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:35:56 AM): They had faced this witch and her demon dog once b4 and luckily survived the battle upon Pillow Palace Island, But the rumors were she was stronger than b4 Mason as well, it was being said Crispin and Ashlia's Magic was not Strong enough to Defeat once more
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:36:38 AM): I swear to god u tell christine i made her the witch i'll kick ur ass......anywho on with the story
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:37:36 AM): So as Ashlia and Crispin began to prepare they stumbled upon a new weed growing among Ashlia's Magical Pot fields
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:38:39 AM): it grew in sprialss and had amazing beautiful colors of purple hidden in its buds, being so beautiful and amazing to smoke they named it EVOL.
LylBratt13 (10:40:54 AM): hahahahaha
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:40:51 AM): They knew at once what they had found becasue the feeling inside them made them feel more powerful and knew they found what they needed to defeat the Evil Christine & Mason, they prepared.....Rollign Blutns Packign Bongs fillign bowls they used all there EVOL they could and sat at the beach in confidence waitign for her
LylBratt13 (10:41:30 AM): i promise i wont tell christine u made her the witch
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:42:04 AM): She seemed takelonger then she did last time and they thought she was playign with them but they kept smoking so much EVOL they ended doing it liek hardcore on the beach Ashlia screaming in Passion Crispin Thrustin with all his might, and as they came together Banm on the Horizon was a paddling soemthing
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:42:37 AM): Ashlia had seen it first having had to wait for Crispin to finally come, she pointed and they peered closer, there on the horizon christine rode the mighty beast Mason closer to the shore line
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:43:48 AM): she came closer and closer until the beast Mason seemed to touch ground and he rose walking up toward Ashlia's beautiful Wed filled Beach
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:45:14 AM): But Crispin and Ashlai Prepared with all the magical breath They sucked and drageged on all filled EVOL devices. they sucked and pulled until they had enough that as team they coudl blow right at her, the first wave was enormous and christine halted for a moment and coughed slightly, but she regained her strenth and perceveired once more.
LylBratt13 (10:46:02 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:45:38 AM): Ashlia and Crispin ppulled even harder this time holding hand to give each other the magical strengthj they needed to defeat her
LylBratt13 (10:46:08 AM): where do u get this stuff?
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:45:56 AM): i make it up as i go along honestly
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:46:11 AM): sometimes i do jsut daydream about u and me in magical places, if i'm really stoned or something
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:46:16 AM): ahh u got me off track
LylBratt13 (10:47:22 AM): sorry
LylBratt13 (10:47:32 AM): if it helps its kinda hurting my head to read that much
LylBratt13 (10:47:33 AM): haha
LylBratt13 (10:47:35 AM): is that bad/
LylBratt13 (10:47:37 AM): ?
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:47:12 AM): The second wave they blowed as hard and there little elfish magical lungs coudl until it seemed the evil christine down, she stopped coughin more viciously this time, seeming almost light headed, did she smirk was it working? they thought
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:47:49 AM): But no, she still seemed to be resisting the Power of EVOL, they had only once chance left b4 she reached them
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:48:04 AM): highlight so its turquirse when u read it thats why
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:49:03 AM): They teamed together kissed for each others luck incase it be there last, and once more sucked and pulled on all the EVOL left and blew as hard as they could right at The evil Christine and the beast Mason
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:50:20 AM): She feel, coughin horrible coughing, until she seemed to regain her breathe and looked up, She was smiling her eyes and face showed she seemed happy content safe, she joined Ashlia and Crispin catuosly and begged there forgiveness, they gave it knowing what she wanted to know was inccocent enough
LylBratt13 (10:51:13 AM): hhahahahaha
LylBratt13 (10:51:16 AM): what next?
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:51:38 AM): What was that i feel so amazing so sgreat now so happy.? Christine asked the Kign & Queen, Ashlai replied for that was the Power of LOVE, our love on this island grew a weed they gives otu the feeling of Love, and we knew that Our love coudl conquer all
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:51:41 AM): THE END
CrisPy MS Kreme (10:51:57 AM): EVOL was love spelled backwards thats why its fdifferent in the endFor some time now Ashlaya had been ruling over Pillow palace Island solo. Crismo had died in the battle of Elvania, he lead the great army he commanded to victory for all good elves to be free once more, but he himself did not survive the battle for he had to sacrifice himself for the people of Elvania and especially to keep his lovely Ashlaya safe for he couldn't have gone on living anyway if harm had come to her. But since his heroic demise, Ashlaya had ruled alone, constantly missing her sweet love Crismo. Slowly the depression Began sap her of her elven powers, the weed fields began to die, the Vanilla Vodka fountain began to dry out and the mighty powder room began to gusts of winds constantly running thru it blowing all sweet cocaine away. the mushroom fields could do no more than a few shitake mushrooms, not even enough for a salad.
Soon she would be unable to cope with the island powerful magical needs.
It was towards the fearing end there came letter along with a package that the Ex-evil now beautiful witch Christine had brought back with her from her journey ashore. She explained that it was given to her by one of king Crismo’s soldiers before he died. She opened the letter and it Read……
My Darling Queen Ashlaya,
For I fear I may not be coming back to you my love, and know that I love you with all the Magic in my heart. I fear that u don’t beleive u will be able to handle and protect the island on your own, your are wrong my dear. For the Intelligence u posses the laughter u can create and the Love you can give are all u will need to carry on without me. But just incase I have included something with this letter to help you. She will help you realize you don’t need anyone but yourself to be amazing and save our great island.
Love, Crismo
Ashlaya put the letter down with tears in her eyes but some confusion in her head. She opened the box which she now noticed had air holes cut in it. When the top was off a beautiful Elven Kitten sat expectedly looking up at her, she picked up the cat and saw on its tag Crismo had used his magic to carve the name “FAITH†into the silver.
Ashlaya took faith to the VV fountain for some was left and the kitten looked Parched, quickly faith lapped it all up and it was finally dry. The kitten looked up at Ashlaya with sad eyes and she knew she must do something. The kitten suddenly seemed to almost giggle. And Ashlaya thought of it! She sat with the fountain telling him jokes doing impressions retelling funny bits until the fountain so overcome with laughter Began to Flow full streams Harder than ever before, Ashlaya began to fill herself becoming stronger again as well. So her and Faith traveled along to the Great Pillow mountain to see the Cocaine Lair in which had come to nothing more than a few small piles of powder. Faith once more looked up in Ashlaya eyes and she knew understood the kitten’s meaning. She sat in deep thought remembering how the cocaine was made hwo they kept it out she used her re-growing powers to seal all the crack, she magic-ed the plants to grow feeling and knowing how every inch of them need to be grown using her sharp smart mind to overcome any obstacle of the growing the producing and the manufacturing and soon the room was again full of piles of the whiteness and she sat feeling more powerful, but still feeling like something was missing.
So off once more Ashlaya and faith began to head towards the EVOL beaches and saw that all the plants sat shriveled being pushed along by the sea water. Faith did turn to look at Ashlaya this time. For the kitten knew that she did not need to express to Ashlaya what she needed to fix this. Ashlaya looked at the kitten reminding her of Crismo and of her great love for him she began to burn with a passion she hadn’t felt since she had last seen him. She pictured him clearly in her mind loving all of him and she held out her hands to the EVOL field and opened her eyes pushing her amazing love out into the beaches and slowly the Evol began to grow back, it grew faster and faster she thought more and more about Crismo and Love about everything she wanted for this island that they had set-out to create together and she must keep safe now, alone. Soon the plants climbed the palms tree and stretched out into the water covering all the sand in wild purple buds blossoms constantly before her very eyes.
Ashlaya sat stroking Faith on the beach (smoking a rather large blunt, but she could handle it) And she realized that Crismo had been right that she Alone had the Power, the Laughter, the intelligence and most of all the Love to keep this island safe all by herself. She did not need anyone but herself for she truly was the most amazing elven queen there ever was.
Heroes:
My Dad. And John Lennon, any man who can choose any woman and chooses Yoko has gotta have a shitload of love.
