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Derius

Be Bored To Be Here

About Me

I'm arrogant, but that's okay because I'm good at it. I'm not being funny but I write my own jokes.Avarice, I say.I know Bob Dole and when I was a kid Bobby Davro, Barry Goldwater, (the late) Gary Gilmore and I would go fishing on a boat made for five.I study English at Lancaster University and throw a bit of Creative Writing in the mix just to "fud shud up, yo".Only in Memphis.

My Interests

Practice Emptiness

I'd like to meet:

Robbie The Destroyer

Music:

Not Pop Like Pringles

Books:

A Million Little Pieces - James Frey
Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh
Emily Dickinson, Tony Harrison and Seamus Heaney are better than you.

Heroes:

Don't do heroes 'cos they'd do me

My Blog

Girlfriend Application

If you loveMy LipsMy TeethHow Cute I look when I writeMy bad music tasteMy eyesHow excited I get over random subjectsThe Way I dancemy ConfidenceMy sense of humourmy bumMy colourful clothesThe way I t...
Posted by Derius on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:22:00 PST

Cabinet QC

Fine satirical comedy? Tony Blair: Quiet, quiet everyone. Get off that tit, Blunkett. (then to himself). Oh, farewell, this isnt how it used to be! We used to be so popular but one reduced majority ...
Posted by Derius on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:20:00 PST

Just Here For You, Sugar.

I once read somewhere something I wont quote here.
Posted by Derius on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 02:06:00 PST