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Atleast we're winning the war against nature!!

About Me


"In times of change, the learners will inherit the Earth; while the learned will find themselves beautifully equipped to live in a world that no longer exists!"
I wanna 'S' your 'D', I wanna 'L' your 'V'
I am a boy, at least, I think I am?? Let me check... yeah, definitely a boy. I like things and stuff but only if they're the ones I like. My friends would probably say I take nothing seriously. But not everything is a joke to me; only the things that matter. Other than that I’m pretty easy going. I love hangin’ with my boys and my girls… especially my boys :p They’re gorgeous!Although everybody says this, music actually is my life. I love almost all styles of music… Rap, for obvious reasons, excluded… My favourite styles include; Industrial, Victorian, Italian Opera and some Light Classical :)I spend way too much time on my hair, but it looks awesome… so I’m told… so that doesn’t matter. I love to do crazy make-up too, it’s so much fun XDAs I said before, I love my boys. Our movie nights are the best!! We get some grog and drink and smoke all night while watching movies and spooning, is there anything better??At the moment I work mostly from home and my computer, so I spend most of my time on the net. Which is cool when there're people to talk to, but when there isn't I get bored. So, if you wanna talk to me, add me on MSN [email protected]

My Interests

Music, movies, drinking, smoking, masturbation

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Name: Leviathan
Birthdate: 18th January
Birthplace: G-banger
Current Location: same hole
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black and Blue
Height: Bout 183cm
Weight: 80
Piercings: Fucking dah!
Tatoos: Not yet, when I have money
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No, sigh
Overused Phraze: Hey sexy lady
FAVORITES
Food: Chicken parmi
Candy: Crispy M'n'M's
Number: 137
Color: Blue and black and pink
Animal: Tiger
Drink: Coke'n'rasberry
Alcohol Drink: Yagibomb
Bagel: Ummm... Don't
Letter: S, X
Body Part on Opposite sex: Boobies, haha nah I like eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: No coke, pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mickey D's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry, dah
Hot tea or Ice tea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Dunno
Love or Money: In my profession I love for money lol
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenev
Best phyiscal feature: well everyone's always commenting on my fingernails
First Thought Waking Up: oh god, light
Goal for this year: Take the world, bu storm
Best Friends: so many
Weakness: Boys and sometimes girls
Fears: Falling, like a great distance
Heritage: English, Irish, German
Longest relationship: 5 months, what a waste
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: No....Yes
Ever Smoked: yeah
Pot: Yeah
Ever been Drunk: Am now
Ever been beaten up: Surprisingly, no
Ever beaten someone up: Nopers
Ever Shoplifted: Who hasn't
Ever Skinny Dipped: Nopers
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Ummm... No, yeah all the time
Been Dumped Lately: Nope, never been dumped
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Anything that suits the person
Short or Long: As above
Height: Doesn't phase
Style: Doesn't phase
Looks or Personality: A mixture of both
Hot or Cute I'll have 1 of each to go. Thanx
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Fit
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: There's no number to represent that
What country do you want to Visit: England
How do you want to Die: Kicking and screaming
Been to the Mall Lately: Yesterday
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Get along with your Parents: Fair well
Health Freak:
Do you think your Attractive: So I've been told
Believe in Yourself: Yeah
Want to go to College: Fuck no
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Of course
Been in Love: Nopers
Do you sing: I like to, I don’t know if I’m any good though??
Have your future kids names planned out: Kinda
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Bit late for that, love
Hate anyone: Waste of energy

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I'd like to meet:

The Secret212 Degrees, The Extra Degree...

Music:

The Phantom Of The Opera, Within Temptation, Nightwish(love it), Evanescence, Korn, Slipknot, Manson, APC, Man Bites God, Blue October, Silhouette, OneYearPast, Clay People, Dresdin Dolls, Adam & Andrew, Toy Dolls, Depeche Mode, Tom Waits, The White Room, Daft Punk, Disturbed, James Blunt, Linkin Park, Karnivool, (old) Michael Jackson, Rammstien, Static X, Three Days Grace, Tenacious D, Murderdolls, and Zeromancer!!

Movies:

Stewie Griffin the untold story woot! watch it

Television:

Supernatural, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, Charmed, Dead like me, Buffy, Angel, Reba, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Teen Titans, Tru Calling, Scrubs, American Dad

Books:

Da Vinci code, Harry Potter's

Heroes:

Lady-Man from the song (justice wears a skirt/ Man Bites God) check it out..

My Blog

Roses for Rose

Roses for RoseRed roses were her favourites; her name was also Rose,and every year her husband sent them tied, with pretty bows.The year he died the roses were delivered to her door,the card said "Be ...
Posted by Underpaid Prostitute™ on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:16:00 PST

The Secret

The Secret. The Law of Attraction. The Secret has existed throughout history. It has been discovered, coveted, suppressed, hidden, lost and recovered. It has been hunted down, stolen, and bought for ...
Posted by Underpaid Prostitute™ on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST

'Terrorism'

Based on human nature in the past we can see that morals are all but valuable to many people. We have seen empires fall, murder, slavery, greed, war, famine, disease and a myriad of other horrifying e...
Posted by Underpaid Prostitute™ on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:27:00 PST

a sexy poem

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Posted by Underpaid Prostitute™ on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST

The 9 Satanic Statements.

The 9 Satanic Statements.  1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence! 2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams! 3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom in...
Posted by Underpaid Prostitute™ on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST

The 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth.

The 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth. 1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. 2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. 3. When in anothers l...
Posted by Underpaid Prostitute™ on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST

The 9 Satanic Sins.

The 9 Satanic Sins. 1. StupidityThe top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. Its too bad that stupidity isnt painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasing...
Posted by Underpaid Prostitute™ on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST

READ THIS!!!!! Things to do in an elevator

* When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.* Push the buttons and pretend they give a shock. Smile, and go back for more.* Ask if you can ...
Posted by Underpaid Prostitute™ on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:19:00 PST

PPL OF GTOWN UNITE

Hi again Bitches just letting you kno my store should be up and running before toooo long. I hope. when it is i'll be creating another myspace so you can check out what i got before you come in and i ...
Posted by Underpaid Prostitute™ on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:09:00 PST

Beating Boredom

Hey cock knockers check out my tiger n other artwork @ the nash anytime (except mondays coz its closed; What are you stupid!!??) for the whole of july n maybe a little bit of august too!!!Peace out!&n...
Posted by Underpaid Prostitute™ on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 04:02:00 PST