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josephus

I've been traveling the globe for years now.

About Me

I never knew my family. I feel like I was raised by Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger. I eat sugar with everything, and I sleep on a sugar sack with a candy wrapper pillow. The only thing that calms me down when I get angry at bad drivers is a King-Sized Snickers bar, washed down with a Diet Dr. Pepper(only lukewarm, of course!) I love to play with animals that I shouldn't get near like bats, angered gorillas, wolverines, and geese. Geese are amazing. They can bite through a tin can, but shoot, they can be just sweet! (Sweet on the Barbecue, HA!) Well, that's me, I think.

My Interests

Memphis Maniacs

I'd like to meet:

Mickey Jagger, Mother Teresa, Johnathan Winters, Larry H. Parker, Bobby Bonilla, Ron Eisner, Billy Gates, Phil Jackson, The Culkin Family, The Hulk, All of North Dakota, and One Nepalese Mercenary.

Music:

The A-team theme song and the Knight Rider theme song are my top choices. Live bands: Fighting Jacks!!, The Cure, Elvis Presley, Chone Figgins, Sweet Funkin Pumpkin, Cave In, the Blowfish (without Hootie), Braid, Rise Against, Ridiculous Shagrins, F-bees, Trust Fund Hippies, Bloody Bloodbath, Underaged, Go to the Show, Belle of the Balls.

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Man from Laramie, The Life Aquatic, Punch-Drunk Love, Superman II, Clash of the Titans, The Devil's Advocate, Library of Nothing, Wet Hot American Summer, Christmas Vacation, Tombstone, Ghost in the Shell, Mary Poppins, Back to the Future, Abigail Mae, The Mission, Empire Strikes Back

Television:

Baseball, Hockey, UFC, Smackdown, Commercials, Boy Meets Grill, The O.C., Behind the Music, The History Channel, Home Shopping Network, Conan O'Brien, Awesome

Books:

The Bell Jar, People's History of the United States, Romans, Get in the Van, The Transfer Agreement, Frog and Toad Build a House

Heroes:

Nolan Ryan, Elvis Presley, the inventor of some words i use, Adam from Genesis from the Old Testament from the Bible

My Blog

I love livin life

Another day in paradise, man. There was a beautiful sunset today, like a hostess cupcake meltin into a sea of hot soymilk. Makes me hungry right now! I'm thinkin bout goin to a rock concert on wedn...
Posted by josephus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Slapped silly

Today I got attacked by a bunch of no good Tse tse flies.  I can't stop slapping myself.  It hurts now, and I need medicine
Posted by josephus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST