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Jason

You know what your problem is? You have no game.

About Me

If you are politically correct and can't take a joke, then you need not read any further. You don't want to know me. Self-important, self-righteous people suck and I have no time for them. I'm a loyal friend who will gladly get you drunk to help you forget about the bitch/bastard who screwed you over. If I can't make you laugh with me, I will make you laugh at me. If you are being an asshole, I feel it is my duty and obligation to let you know. I make fun of everybody including myself so don't take it personally. Always remember, you're unique and different...just like everbody else. That's how I roll.

My Interests

Movies, music, friends, cool bars, Mixed Martial Arts, football, college basketball, golf, poker, NY Yankees baseball...pretty much anything that will keep my attention for a while.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is interesting and can hold an intelligent conversation. Looking at all of my friends...I do make exceptions.

Movies:

Rounders, Animal House, Dazed and Confused, Fight Club, American History X, Bull Durham, Caddy Shack, Road Trip, Raging Bull, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Boiler Room, Blazing Saddles, Half Baked, Full Metal Jacket, Scarface, Office Space, Friday

Television:

The Sopranos, 24, CSI (only the Vegas one), The Office, South Park, Chappelle Show

My Blog

MMA Vicious Knockouts!!!

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Posted by Jason on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

It's my dick in a box!!!

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Posted by Jason on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

Pay that man his money.

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Posted by Jason on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:50:00 PST

Greatest Commencement Speech Ever

352nd Harvard CommencementThursday, June 5, 2003 Class Day speechJune 4, 2003(As prepared for delivery)--> Will Ferrell This is not the Worcester, Mass Boat Show, is it? I am sorry. I have made a te...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:34:00 PST

I am Your Demotivational Speaker

If at first you don't succeed, maybe failure is more your style. Winners never quit and quitters never win but those who never win and never quit are fucking morons. Never underestimate the power of s...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:34:00 PST

20 Things You Didn't Know About Me

When Jason deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell. When Jason goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun a...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:30:00 PST