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Son of a Gun

So I typed a text to a girl I used to see, saying that I chose this cutie pie with whom I want to be

About Me

I live most my life spaced out. For those who know, I tend to make inappropriate comments at the wrong time. As a child I wore Bugles on my fingertips and pretended to be a witch. I wish I had a soundtrack to my life but with my luck it would probably be elevator music. After watching Children of Men, I've grown absolutely terrified of Anarchy and have a new found respect for law and order. Speakig of being scared, I am also scared out of my wits of chain letters. I refuse to buy a stereo for my crappy car so I wear headphones as I drive. I can't get enough of old sayings, for example "ass end over tea cups" might be my new favorite (thanks Gert). I love stand up comedy. I hate walking into public places by myself. A Charlie Brown pez dispenser is my best friend. I can't stand when girls have big gums and or small teeth but I do love me a young lady who has chicklet teeth. My 2007 New Years resolution is to use words like swindled, bamboozled, debauchery, and duped more. I have this ridiculous idea to stick it to the Man by impregnating every white woman. In my opinion privacy settings has taken all the fun out of myspace. I want to wage a personal war against the Uggs comapny for giving women huge lumpy feet. I feel that global warming gets a bad rap for no reason at all. I have this annoying habit of answering rhetorical questions.

My Interests

Music:

MY TEACHERS AND PROPHETS Jay-z, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Kanye West, Scarface, Nas, Eminem, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Ottis Redding, Nina Simone, Curtis Mayfield, Run DMC, Kurtis Blow, Rakim, Kool G Rap, Gangstarr, Harry Belafonte, Alicia Keys, John Legend, Stevie Wonder, Miles Davis, Bob Marley, Capone N Noreaga, Big Pun, Ani Difranco, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Tool, Aretha Franklin, Bob Dylan, The Doors, Gladys Knight, Willie Nelson, Temptations, Barry White, The Doobie Brothers, DMB, OutKast, Sublime, Nora Jones, Incubus, Tracy Chapman, David Gray, The Beatles....

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Momento, Fight Club, Pumpkin, Good Fellas, Donnie Brasco, The big lebowski, LOTR Trilogy, Stir of echos, Elephant, In the bedroom, Troy, Those damn harry potter movies, Back to the future 1 and 2, Home alone, Old School, Transformers the movie, Friday, Kids, Crash, Drop Dead Fred, Garden State, Finding Nemo (what?),Now this might be my new favorite

Television:

At this point in my life I could watch static and be content. If I had my way though Flavor Flav and New York would be featured on every single show out. Imagine Flav on The O.C. or New York on Meet the Press now thats good television.

Books:

The Bible but not the whole thing, just the parts that talk about obliterating homo's and destroying Jews. The Dictionary, The Beach, and any other book that starts with the. Oh yeah I also love the books On the Road, Magical thinking, Me talk pretty one day, Naked, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I hate White People and my favorite Tell Darkie to take a Hike.

Heroes:

Che, Chappelle, Ari Gold

My Blog

addressing the word like Lincoln at Gettysburg

I think it's normal to question ones faith and or spirituality; I know all my life I've been on a spiritual journey that always seems to end up in a stalemate.  I heard the other day a poem writt...
Posted by Son of a Gun on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:46:00 PST

In case of emergency break glass........Oh God I wish

As I sat in my room hyperventilating about my future, friends and which roads I should maneuver to maximize my success and happiness a thought popped into my head, why doesnt life come with an instruc...
Posted by Son of a Gun on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:30:00 PST

The last in their class

A terrible realization has come to me, one that I've let slip underneath my nose for such a long period of time.  I should have seen it; the impending signs of doom were right there in front of m...
Posted by Son of a Gun on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:54:00 PST