AuX is Dead (We R So Fuked)

Cyanide & Happiness Hola, and welcome to the website of AuXillary! We are a kick ass band trying to make somewhat of a difference in this fucked up world...but we're also in it to make some kick ass music and just have a lot of fun doing it! AuXillary started out from the minds of two dedicated yet slightly dysfunctional musicians trying to make their own solo records (Shayne-Life/Victor-Thumbtack) with a new recording software that Shayne had received for his day of which his creators had spawned him - otherwise known as a 'birthday'. Then they thought, "What are we doing, let's join forces and make some songs!" But there was a problem...we had no one to bang on anything in the background. Ah, but there was the kid down the street to which was very good friends to both Victor and Shayne whose dad had acquired a drum set over his years of his life and was kept all through his life, his son's name was Troy. Victor, who is a very deep and thoughtful man, created lyrics to which not even most bands would think to put in a song; a song about a kid with big balls who gets made fun of for them...Shayne then wrote music to this hilariously lyricized song, and the young grasshoppers had created "Cum And Get It (Godzilla)", unfortunately the lyrics have been changed some to fit the music, but we keep the old lyrics stashed away for keepsake and NSA security reasons of which you are not allowed to know of. AuXillary is currently working on finishing writing the songs of which they are to put on their EP album titled "Huevos Rancheros EP" (including the infamous song: Cum and Get It [Godzilla]). The mini-album is set for a June-July 2007 release date. As of February '07, Jake Smith, which was a temporary vocalist, was let go for reasons that are frankly none of anybody's business but our own. What we have decided to do along with the decision of leaving Jake is: Find a lead guitarist and make Shayne lead vocals and rhythm guitar. That's when Jesse Wright came into the picture. A man among men whose subtle yet spontaneous sense of humor and knack for songwriting has gained him entry into AuXillary. As of now...this is the story of which max fusion was relesed from the womb of captivity, and AuXillary was born...Reacently singer and guitarist Shayne Plunkett Resighned from the band to to the fact that the rest of us were in it for fun! and he wanted to do the impossible and make it big... But here at AuXillary we Are about raising hell!, dying young!, and having some fukin fun!!!!
What are you looking forward to most from AuXillary?