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Professional Badass

i'm the coolest guy in the world!

About Me

Some people like to call me J-rod, while others tend to think "asshole". In all honesty I'm probably somewhere in the middle, I like to be pretty sarcastic, which sometimes people don't get [then I have to explain it, and it ruins everything] I try to make the best out of my life no matter what the situation. Wether it be a random trip to South Padre with a friend, or just hanging out and watching movies all night by myself-- I'm up for anything. I can be wild and crazy kid, or boring and lazy ass. I find that no matter what horrible awful, unthinkable things happen to me... I'm still standing living, breathing and smiling. Sometimes I do things that I know I shouldn't, b/c I'm hoping things will suprise me and be different than what I expect. My outlook on life is this: You can choose to live your life the way you want to, or you can live your life wishing you had lived it differently.

My Interests

Music is and always will be a huge part of my life. I don't always practice, play, or record, but I do always listen and look for new songs and/or bands.
Psychology is becoming more and more my focus in life, possibly a career in the future if I can make it through all the course work. I love learning about -why people do the things they do, or what might motivate them anyways-.
Movies are always fun to watch when you have that special someone who enjoys watching them with you.
I like to play videogames; ie: HALO. I also like outdoors activity: VOLLEYBALL [when i get the chance to play, CAMPING [which i'd like to do more, DRIVING [just going to somewhere away from everything- usually with a friend]

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people that want to experience life to the fullest- sappy I know! If you are willing to drive 3hr to nowhere and have a good time where-ever you end up, than I want to hang out with you! I'm easily entertained, so I like to surround myself with people who can have fun being stupid. I like people who like to drink; seeing as how I'm still fairly young and like to drink... but if you don't drink and still can have fun being around people who do- then your cool in my book. Mainly I just want to meet people who arn't always negative and tend to keep positive.... doesn't mean you have to be happy all the time, but does mean you can't be sad/depressed all the time- it's too draining.

Music:

Everclear, Third Eye Blind, Outkast, Nirvana, Perfect Cirlce, Tool, NIN, Audio Slave, Foo Fighters, Weezer, Marilyn Manson, Eminem, Stain'd, Korn, Dave Mathews Band, The Doors, The Beatles, Oleander, The Exies, The Used, Pearl Jam, Maroon 5, Justin Timberlake, Wes Borland,....galactic, iron and wine, band of horses, slightly stoopid, city and colour, the octapus project, manman

Movies:

I'm beginning to think i have a serious problem with my movie watching life. I watch a movie almost every day; wether i've seen it or not. Granted I don't have cable right now- so watching a 1-2hr movie isn't bad considering the time most spend watching tv. None the less these are some of my favorites: HARD CANDY...Fight Club, Pool Hall Junkies, SLC Punk, Spun, Blow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Old School, Billy Madison, Matrix, Snatch, Control, 40 yr Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Sweeny Todd, Juno

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Law and Order SVU, CSI, The Riches, Dexter, Keith Olbermann

Books:

I can't read. Never learned how.

Heroes:

WITHOUT THESE PEOPLE I'D BE LOST!
MY DAD- the one person I know will always be there for me and has helped me through things I considered "the end of the world", selfless and drama free... I only hope that i can grow up to be 1/2 the man he is.
Blake Bolstad- i love this guy, he is one of the first kids I met when I moved to Plano, TX and are friendship just got stronger and stronger. You've helped me out through shitty times, and I'd like to think I've done the same. Your my bro, and I can't wait to hang out more when our lives settle down (AF- College)
John Doud- this guy reminds me a lot of my dad. cool headed and knows what is important in life. i cherish the time we get to hang out
Ryan Thompson- we've been friends since 8th grade and it's crazy to think how much things have changed since then. you've stayed true to yourself and i'm glad we've been able to keep our friendship through all of life's changes. Glove- you and i have probably had more falling outs than any of my friends, but we've also shared some of the very best times our lives. no matter what happens we will stay friends

My Blog

I ATE TIGER’S BALLS!

so i was fortunate enough to hear the audio version of this tale, but being able to read is still entertaining. hope you all enjoy. if you have any question of the intent or meaning behind i'll try my...
Posted by Professional Badass on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:46:00 PST

mother nature will say "s-l-o-w d-o-w-n", and you’ll reply "f* you!"

so i just spent the weekend in san antonio. i had a lot of fun. it was great getting the chance to hang out with blake and ryan. i think the last time the three of us were able to hang out it was 2 ne...
Posted by Professional Badass on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:30:00 PST

rejection sensitivity!

i had to read this chapter for psychology and go over in class today. i really like it and think it can apply to my life and many of my friends lives, so i thought i'd write from the book...**********...
Posted by Professional Badass on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:11:00 PST

just living the life

life.well for me has been pretty sweet.i've had my ups.and like every one else have had a few downs.recently things have been just getting better.it started with just finishing up this semester.then c...
Posted by Professional Badass on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:08:00 PST

even though the moment past me by i still can’t look away... goo goo dolls

nah this blog isn’t all sad or nothing. lol. sorry for any confusion by the title. i just like quoting what is playing in the background.   so here’s the update. for all you crazy fr...
Posted by Professional Badass on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:55:00 PST

i don’t want to be a no-man anymore... it’s time i got back [weezer]

so as i’m sitting here in my computer lab at my school i’m thinking to myself how great it is to be were i am right now in my life. i’m so close to graduating i can taste it. i can f...
Posted by Professional Badass on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:55:00 PST

oh the weekend madness

so i’m starting to get pretty good at this random quick trip shit;)... i was able to go see blake in lackland for a few hrs and then make a trip up to plano and see shanna for a late "bday" supr...
Posted by Professional Badass on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:17:00 PST

TAG- YOUR IT!!

Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, and/or goals about yourself. Then, name 10 people you want to tag and why you chose them and send them a...
Posted by Professional Badass on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:32:00 PST

head but too the temple

so the last couple of days have been pretty kick ass.i got by apt. pretty fucking clean by doing ALL my laundry... which only took about 4hrs, but was totally worth it. then i spent the rest of the da...
Posted by Professional Badass on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:57:00 PST

spring break madness....... PART 2: The Experience

so we left off with shanna drinking her jager as i’m finally driving across the correct bridge to south padre island. it’s a beautiful site for anyone who hasn’t seen it themselves c...
Posted by Professional Badass on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:29:00 PST