I enjoy short walks on the beach, buffets at Cicis, drink specials, and strip clubs. I hate douche bags who cut their hair and dress the same as all their friends, and call themselves original. If I could punch you all in the face I would, but it would take too long. I hate myspace, but it is a good way to keep in contact with people that you don't like enough to talk to on the phone or actually meet up with in person. I hate people that use the phrase "FYI" before they say something you really don't care about. I hate girls that stuff their bras, unless I have a runny nose. I don't like emo kids, but don't tell them I said that, I just got the red stains out of the bathtub. I hate winter. I hate long lines in wal mart, why would you have 86 registers if the most you're ever going to open at once is 6? I hate cigarettes, but smoke them anyways because they keep me from killing again and they're cheaper than heroin... Barely. I hate people that think white lies aren't lies. I hate my neighbors. I don't like the people that are gonna read this and say something to me about it, leave me alone, I'm bored and can't sleep. I hate running out of Tylenol pm. I still have no idea what color a smurf turns if you choke him. I love Dr. Pepper, but I think the 23 flavors thing is a scam... I enjoy Blue Bell Ice Cream, and the newest flavor "butter crunch". If I were Waldo, I would have picked a different outfit. I love my truck, being in it calms me down. Why do they try to make dog food look tasty? A dog will throw up, and eat it later, after licking it's own ass, do we really need to make their food that good? Midgets in "small" numbers are ok, but more than 6-7 in one place kinda scares me. I want a girl that loves me for my money, but that is bad at math. I don't understand salads. I'm super excited that Jack is back, I'm not sure Phil in the Box would have worked out. Soccer is track with a ball, and should be banned along with dodgeball, tag, and hide and go seek. I don't like 30,000 dollar a year millionaires. I don't like white kids that dress up in baggy clothes and act like they're "hard" when the closest they've ever been to a gang or the ghetto is a an MTV video. I think squirrels are cute, but I try to run them over anyway. I love lamp
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You? Raphael You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'. Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.comMyspace Funny Pictures
Your Wrath Quotient: 75% Everyone around you pretty much fears your wrath... which is probably what you want.
