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About Me

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My Interests

Xbox, MLG, VGL, Soccer, Music, Internet, Tacos, Taco salad, Taco Chalupa, Taco Burrito, Taco Fish, Taco Moose, Taco your Mom, and Bell of Taco.img src="http://www.profilejunks.com/Images/Funny_Pics/images/26 .gif" alt="ProfileJunks.com

Music:

Mudvayne, Korn, Slipknot, Offspring, Drowning Pool, Jew man Group, Synesthetic, System of a Down, Nonpoint, Disturbed.

Movies:

Forrest Gump, Super Troopers, Porno (preferably anything with girl on girl anything with asians or an amputee), Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Stewie Griffen the Untold Story, Euro Trip, The Pursuit of Happyness, We are Marshall, All Scary Movies 1-4.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Anything on Comedy Central, American Dad.

Books:

What the Hell's a book? Bitches on our kangaroo?

Heroes:

Rick James, Chuck Norris, AH, Karma, Mr. T, Rob Dyrdek, Ogre 1 & 2, Ghandi, your mom, your sisters mom, your grandma's cousins mom, your sisters aunt's nephew, Your mom's mom, Your baldheaded grandma, your brother's uncle's sister's cousin twice removed, ect. ect.
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My Blog

Oh.....wow.

So, my family bought a new 36 inch plasma screen TV just one year ago. Thought I'd start with that because it's important information. Anyway, it's summer, I'm bored, and so I'm just chillin in my roo...
Posted by I am therefore there's God on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

Most Memorable Dubuque Days PT. 2

I've been trying to think of some more days that are really memorable from Dubuque. There's plenty of bits and pieces I remember but that's about it so I'm gonna do this one on the fly. The first day ...
Posted by I am therefore there's God on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:10:00 PST

My Best Dubuque Days

I was thinking back to all of my days in Dubuque and decided that I'd post my absolute favorites. These are in no particular order and I don't remember all the details but I'll try.My first day ever g...
Posted by I am therefore there's God on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:18:00 PST

Have I Changed?

It was raining all day today and it started to clear up this evening so I decided to head on out to the vending machines for a drink. As I was walking down there I noticed a certain beauty in the way ...
Posted by I am therefore there's God on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST

Go to the office for taking a crap between classes

So it's Wednesday in Mr. Ottman's advisory (homeroom) and it's Reading Day. Reading Day is BS because all you do is read the entire block. Now me and my friend, Michael Mace, won't stand for Reading D...
Posted by I am therefore there's God on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST

Snow Mound Mania

So Aaron, one of my best buddies eva, is spending the night for the weekend because we have a Gears of War tournament that weekend. Now we knew it was going to snow but this was some serious shit. Thi...
Posted by I am therefore there's God on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:53:00 PST

BAD CHRISTMAS ALREADY

So last night I get home from having to do 2 Christmas Eve sevices at church that were an hour and a half each. I check the answering machine and see there's a message. It says that...
Posted by I am therefore there's God on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

What ever happened to...

Alright so last night I'm minding my own business you know, sleeping, and I'm having this dream see. The dream started off relatively simple and plain until WTF!?! WHO IS THAT!?! O'snap yo. Sitting th...
Posted by I am therefore there's God on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:20:00 PST

Haircut

Alright, my parents had been talking about making me get a haircut for a long time but never really forced me to get one. A couple weeks before my birthday my dad said he made me an appointment and I ...
Posted by I am therefore there's God on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:32:00 PST

Weather

Alright, I don't know if you guys have been watching the weather channel lately but basically the whole Midwest, where I live, is red on the weather radar. It's supposed to be extremely bad here becau...
Posted by I am therefore there's God on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 05:12:00 PST