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Chinaman

Chinese copyright on all my blogs, 2005-2008.

About Me

I live in Shanghai and own a new bar in Shanghai's most famous tourist area (BUND) If you want to work, live, do business in China, or just hang out, I can point you in the right direction....just let me know, but not by random friend requests...I spend the rest of my time working out, playing tennis, surfing the Internet, playing majiang, hanging out with friends and causing as much trouble and interrupting as many lives as I possibly can. WORK HARD, PLAY HARD BABY!

My Interests

Weight lifting, general exercise, tennis, golf, meeting new people, organizing crazy parties, introducing people to each other, experiencing new things, opening new businesses, learning Chinese, American Football, green tea, mystery novels, eating good food, and vodka, vodka, vodka. NOT INTERESTED IN: myspace comments such as "hello" "how are you?" "hi".....all those will be deleted. Say something funny/interesting or don't say it at all.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone living or coming to Shanghai. I'm a guy who knows how to get things, so what do you want?Give me a good reason to add you. Random people from countryside Kentucky, Liverpool, or Russian hookers who don't message me first, won't be accepted.

Music:

Rock, Funk, Old School and Radiohead. Not sure what category they fall into

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Breakfast Club, Happy Gilmore, Arlington Road, American Pie

Television:

Chinese cartoons is all I watch....I have dreams of dropping my TV set off my balcony, some day, some day......

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha, Bad Chemistry, Secrets of the Millionaire Mind, and of course my Chinese dictionary

Heroes:

Charmane Star

My Blog

Dirty Chinese Chapter 8, "Judging People"

Here's the chapter you've all been waiting for....be nice to the locals!  ...
Posted by Chinaman on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

Dirty Chinese, Chapter 5 "Food & Drink"

This should help you ordering in your local Chinese restaurant...
Posted by Chinaman on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:17:00 PST

Top 10 Reasons Chinese New Year Sucks

Chinese New Year sucks.  End of story.  Those of you in other countries that think it is cool have not been to China. It's no wonder more than half the expats living in China exit the countr...
Posted by Chinaman on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:58:00 PST

Dirty Chinese Chapter 4 "Expletives Undeleted"

This chapter has everything you need to know to curse in Chinese, just in time for Chinese New Year!  Take it to the streets people!!!   ...
Posted by Chinaman on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:54:00 PST

Dirty Chinese Chapter 3 "Love & Sex"

Key phrases in this chapter include: "you've got a real big dick" and "have you made love?"  Both are phrases I've never heard  ...
Posted by Chinaman on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:49:00 PST

Dirty Chinese, Chapter 2 "What Do I Call You?"

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Posted by Chinaman on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

Dirty Chinese (Revisited) Chapter 1

It's been about a year since I posted this book, so lets get back to the basics.  Expats, study and learn!!  More chapters will be posted in the upcoming days, check back for more updates! ...
Posted by Chinaman on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:49:00 PST