My job is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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You might as well visit my Xanga...it's neatness to the MAX!
Just know that the following are all awesome!!!
I'd like to meet the person who invented coffee....cause they're my favorite person ever!
I'd also like to meet the guy who thought of charging people for gasoline...so I could hit him in the face.
I think this is all I have left to say...
Anything with a nice beat.
Okay fine I'll be more specific...in which case I really hope you'll look into these bands more. They rock!
These are some of the best bands in the world and I say poo on you if you say no.The Shins, Sublime, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Bob Marley, No Doubt, Cake, HIM, Paul McCartney, The Gorillaz, Paramore The Bloodhound Gang, Jimi Hendrix, Green Day, Coldplay, Johnny Cash, System of a Down, Jefferson Airplane/Starship, The Black Eyed Peas, Billy Idol, Alanis Morissette, Bright Eyes, Janis Joplin, Fiona Apple, Janis Joplin, Keane, Jack Johnson, Simon and Garfunkel, The Spice Girls, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Doors, Billie Holiday, Hot Hot Heat, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, Seal, The Offspring, Weezer
(now we'll swing over into hipster territory)The Aquabats, OK Go, Zero 7, Pepper, Architecture in Helsinki, Sufjan Stevens, Mika, MC Chris, Bloc Party, Porno Graffitti, They Might Be Giants, Metric, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, DVDA, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Arcade Fire, Ani Difranco, The New York Voices, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Broken Social Scene, She Wants Revenge, Nada Surf, Deerhoof, Del the Funky Homosapian/Deltron 3030, The Donnas, Paranoid Social Social Club, Iron and Wine, The Weekends Players, Medeski Martin and Wood, Frou Frou, Porno Graffitti, The Faint, Matisyahu, Mr.Bungle, The Unicorns, My Morning Jacket, Tripping Daisy, The Decemberists, The Vengaboys, Head Automatica, The Mothers of Invention!
So many awesome movies so much not enough time!
Anything you watch of ^^Mel Brooks'^^ will be hilarious.That man is freakin' brilliant!
Some other extremely awesome movies are Garden State. Donnie Darko. Puni Puni Poemy. Waking Life. Grindhouse. The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie. Little Miss Sunshine. SouthPark Bigger Longer Uncut. My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Team America. Best in Show. The Great Dictator. Waiting For Guffman. The Triplets of Belvelle. A Clockwork Orange. Slingblade. Reefer Madness the Musical. Saved. Donnie Darko. But I'm a Cheerleader! Jackass(1&2). Baseketball. Cannibal! the Musical. The Stepford Wives. The Wedding Singer. The Umbrellas of Cherbourge. Orgasmo. The Waterboy. Moulin Rouge. Blazing Saddles. Little Nicky. High Anxiety. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Borat. Silver Bullet. Young Frankenstien. The Producers. Saw 1. Saw 2. Saw 3. Talladega Nights. Wedding Crashers. 40-Year Old Virgin. Pink Floyd's The Wall. 10 Things I Hate About You. Hostel. The Hills Have Eyes. Meet the Parents. Dumb and Dumber. Meet the Fockers. The Breakfast Club. Beauty Shop. Ace Ventura(both of them). The Birdcage. The Sweetest Thing. Powder. Ms. Doubtfire. One Hour Photo. Miss Congeniality. Red Dawn. Resovouir Dogs. Pet Semetary. The Big Lebowski. Office Space. Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Superstar. 50 First Dates. Terms of Endearment. Almost Famous. Running With Scissors. Cruel Intentions. Sixteen Candles. Edward Scissorhands. Rules of Attraction. XX/XY. Deer Hunter. Indiana Jones(any of them). Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Say Anything. Billy Madison. RENT.
If you get the time you should totally check these books out!
You Don't Know Me-David Klass, Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress-Susan Jane Gilman, Everything is Bad For You-David French, The Alphabet of Manliness-Maddox, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell-Tucker Max, I Like You:Hospitality Under the Influence-Amy Sedaris, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-Hunter S. Thompson, Can't Find my Way Home(America in the Great Stoned Age)-Martin Targoff
My heros.......hmmm......my heros would have to be the awesome people I hang out with. Ashi, Jordy, Danny, Taylor(Hippie), Matt(Julie), Matt(Scooter), Matt(Bargface), Greg(Fatty), Maddiey, Chealsey(SeaCheese), Alex(Bouffy), Doug(Schmoopsie Poo), Sean(Peaches), Chris H, Brian N, Puppy-Kicker, Ian, G-Ren, Tefy, Bryan, Kelli, Courtney, Ana, Kristen, Kolby, Kelly, Zeph, Emily, Darrel, Daryl, Tony, Cheeks, Jillian, Kevin, Chris, Ben, Eddie, Uncles, Edie, Teresa, Marianne, Monet, Bean, Cameron, Heebs, Tim, Food, Lunchbox, Riddles, Bear, Kitty, Poptart, Maggie, Slogan, Stroodle, Izzard, Rainbow, Sarah, Dana, Kristen, BTummi, PatSam, Angie, Chealsea...other random peoples who I meet/terrorize/corrupt along the way...there's a bunch of others but...ya...but just look at these peoples!Who couldn't love these guys?!