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Goji

Me so solly I roose my skin!

About Me

What could you possible get from 5-10 lines of text to tell you about a person? What is this more than some vain attempt to get some attention to fill a pointless life void of substance? Are you truly nothing more than this digital parade of shallowness?Plus i just want to look at girls' pictures.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one. Seriously, so you met someone! Whoopity-doo! Now you can bring up the time you met "Someone" over and over again until your friends leave you in a ditch. Then you have to make new friends, and you can do it all over again! Your life rulz!

Music:

I like the sound of poor kids crying on Christmas.

Movies:

Due to an unfortunate event invloving some children being "misdirected" into the wrong movie theater, I am no longer allowed in any multiplex in the US and Canada. I have also made enemies out of the video rental stores due to my tendancy to forget their locations upon the time of return. Add to this to the fact all the major movie channels are blocked to me, due to a week long event of me attempting to sanctify their customer service departments repeatedly over the phone, sinners. Given all this my movie exposure is limited. I don't think those kids ever really left that theater...

Television:

A what-o-vision?!

Books:

The Internet, By Al Gore.

Heroes:

Xenu, now there was a ruler. He was a revolutionary and new how to solve problems by thinking outside of the box. Maybe if we started sticking a few people in volcanoes and blowing them to kingdom-come we could actually get some things done around here.