Kris Yockel - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I once killed a lion with my bare hands. Maybe it was two. I can't remember. It wasn't that big of a deal

My Interests

Baubles, shiny coins...shit like that. I have ADD

I'd like to meet:

If by meet you mean abduct, I'd say anyone who can make a good grilled cheese under the psychological stress of an abduction. I yell a lot.

Music:

Anything that doesn't make baby Jesus cry and Disney music. That song that starts Disney's Robinhood owns my soul

Television:

What?

Books:

The Enchiridion, Nicomachean Ethics, History of the Peloponessian War, Roman Lives, The Prince, Discourses on Livy, Dune, Wealth of Nations, Genealogy of Morals, In Praise of Folly.
Aristotle owns my soul

Heroes:

Marcius Coriolanus

My Blog

Hermeneutics and Coffee Barons

If Heaven is eternal and without need for any of this silly efficiency that we mortals have, chances are quite good it's on the tally system. So I mean, sure, they say the tally system is numeri...
Posted by Kris Yockel on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:19:00 PST

Memory

Want to know how to memorize anything? You just picture a giant, psychedelic deer eating an even larger, psychedelic hamster: A hamster who is looking at you, frowning, and asking you for ...
Posted by Kris Yockel on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:23:00 PST

Brain Babies

If there's one thing I learned from Greek mythology it's that the brain is a sexual organ. I mean, shit, Athena just popped out of Zeus' head one day fully grown and clad in armor. It's ob...
Posted by Kris Yockel on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:59:00 PST