if i could i would mmm maybes i should BANG!!!

About Me

I AM A SELF PROCLAIMED CUNT
i am a really outgoing person who has recently quit smoking dope but i drink and theres nout i like doing more than sittin in a quiet pub win me best mates like Craig Matty Jamie Tom Mickey Adam Zoe nd Elisiya david, Gillian, tanner me IT buddy(although i dont go drinkin win him), lousie nd all that cru, nd of course the Dwyer miller nd charlton nd halliday ha ha hairy best i love him. i hate sleepin at ppls house but i like ppl sleepin at mine its no effort on my part 1 person always sleeps every saturday u no who u are CRAIG!!! lol nor but used to love smokin dope but not any more i have realized that its shit i really want to be quite healthy so ive started to eat fruit again and cut back on un healthy snacks i dont eat veg thou i really should.(god im desparate for a bong) i really hate folks who have just started smokin drugs they think its cool fuckin posers i am secure in knowing i am better than YOU!! i used to be a very heavy drinker but av cut that down aswell i love to wet me whistle on a weekend ohm!! i LOVE MEAT products (not cock) i love bacon, Steak, crackling, pork chops, lambjoints, chicken legs, turkey steaks, mince, frying steaks, burgers, chicken breast, a whole chicken to myself, turkey drummers, chicken nuggets have to be the correct ones tho, mince pie, sausages, pork scrachings, joints of pork, joints of beef thats all i can think of nd i made my self very hungry. more about me i live in stella blaydon win me mam which is cool cos its next to all me mates last year i moved out the hills in stamfordham win me dad nd a met loads of new mates only because i was a stoner lol but there all radge bastard try not to mix the friends from the urban win the rural, i live atme dads the back end of the week and me at me mams the week end and the start of the week i lioke stayin at me mams coz i get to go out win the friends iv knowen longer but i dont really mind. stayed on to do sixthform and study ART and Ict very intresting.it quite easy at times nd the other times i cant be arsed to move normaally when im hungova coz i went out win craig the night before to a gig or sumit jesus i need to stop drinkin.That about sums me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My Interests

Don't bring me daffodils Bring a Boquet of Pills
i am intrested in alot of things im intrested in ICT and futuristic art and DRINK of course but thats getting old quick i wouldnt dare give it up tho like i did the dope but i am intrested in my future cos i dont have a clue where the hell im gonna end up.........................................

I'd like to meet:

Nate dogg i'd love to meet but hes propably a wanker but has an amazing singing voice id like to meet korn especialy jonthan davis nd fieldy, id like to meet cory the lead singer of slipknot and thats about it except i would like to meet jesus and ask him if he beileves he is the son of god.
You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think Iâ€™m gonna be sick and itâ€™s your fault
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything
I havenâ€™t slept since I woke up
And found my whole life was a lie,
motherfucker,

Music:

unlike most people i dont see my self as in a catergeory lie Emo, Goth, charv, skater,trendy and the rest because my music taste is so big it will explode your mind here is a short list because a seen some one elses and mine is bigger ha ha :
korn,
slipknot,
avenge sevenfold,
less than jake,
the prodigy,
arctic monkeys(sum times),
Maximo park,
Blink 182,
coldplay,
stereophonics,
eminem(old stuff),
Ludacris,
Nate dogg,
Aphex twins,
bob marley,
The Beatles,
The Buzzcocks,
Charlie pride,
CypressHill,
DR DRE,
Foo Fighters,
Green day,
Guns N Roses,
Iggy Pop,
I monster,
Jimmy Nail,
LCD,
Led Zeppelin,
The clash,
Tom Vek,
Scratch perverts,
Red hot chilli peppers,
Oasis,
Skatman john,
slick rick,
soulfly,
Status Quo,
Still Remains,
Talking Heads,
Xzibit,
Redman,
methodman,
Barry White,
Pink Floyd,
R.E.M,
Black sabbath,
The strokes,
Moby,
Radiohead,
Sex Pistols,
Goldie lookin chain,
Nirvana,
Pulp,
Futureheads,
Lost prophets,
Kinks,
Placebo,
chemical brothers,
franz ferdinand,
The WHO,
Thin Lizzy,
Jimmy Hendrix,
the doors,
Rage against the machine,
Offspring,
MUSE,
Joy divsion,
The Archies,
Steve Miller,
johny guitar watson,
lipps inc,
Amature transplants,
New order,
T-Rex,
ac/dc,
funeral for a friend,
iron maiden,
tv themes,
serious but funny speeches like winston churchill ones,
the animals,
the stranglers,
subways,
Shy Fx,
P.O.D,
the streets,
dizzie rascal,
Interpol,
Mylo,
Happy mondays,
Killers,
Blur,
Kaiser chiefs,
white stripes
erm nd thats quite enuff for now cos am board of writing stuff

Movies:

i like lots of films i tend to like comedies the must or ones that make me thing like the butterfly effect but i like sick films like blood nd gutts every where but it has to look real cos if it doesnt its just funny or pathetic like texas chain saw massacre wats with the dinner table scene talk about fuckin ova acting wat aload of shit
i like films i can relate to aswell like TRAINSPOTTING lol nor i dont relate with that but it is a fucking class english film.
i also enjoy films where people get out there minds becase i can relate
the GodFarther trilogy
scarface
casino
because u have to dont you.
i also like ghetto films where dem homies pop pop each other like menace 2 society nd boyz in the hood.
still yet to see human traffic nd 24 hour party people which im quite gutted about.
childhood movies include
the beverly hill cops trilogy
nd the lethal weapon collection
toystory.
south park bigger longer uncut is one of th.... is the best animated film ever.
the man on the moon is a class film (thank you very much)
Robocop collection
batman collection
007 collection
the MASK,
HOOK,
and alot more i may come back to this in a later date.

Television:

i really like comedy and action programmes i love detective programmes. heres a few,
The Simpsons,
Futarama,
malcom in the middle,
family guy,
american dad,
powerpuff girls,
i am weasel,
cow and chicken,
C.S.I (las vegas),
poirot,
toimothy goes to school,
shameless,
monkey dust,
a touch of frost,
morse,
whos line is it any way (USA),
nick cannons wildnout show,
SOUTHPARK,
frasier,
friends,
just shoot me,
two and half men,
fresh prince,
thats 70's show,
Martin,
every one loves raymond,
two guys a girl and a pizza place,
tom and jerry,
100 greatest ....... ,
punk'd,
viva lam bam,
my wife and kids,
scoby doo,
vicar of dibley,
michael palin,
have i got news for you,
room 101,
never mind the buzzcocks,
quizmania,
the office
that'll do for now

Books:

dont read just look at pictures ahh a simple time