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JIM

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About Me


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Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy. What Kind of Candy Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style? fantasy layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

My Current Dream Car a more realistic dream Camping, hiking, paintball, hunting, canoeing, any excuse to be in "the great outdoors" THE BEST THING TO EVER COME FROM CANADA
Who am I?
Name: Jim, Jimmy, James, Jimbo, I answer to all
Birthday: 6-2-86
Birthplace: PA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11
R or L: write righty, shoot lefty
Heritage: German, PA Dutch, Scotch-Irish, English, a smidge of Latvian
The Shoes You Wore Today: were made from the skin of my enemies
Weakness: "bullets, my only weakness! How did you know?"
Fears: fear itself
Perfect pizza: bacon, as long as its not too chewy
Goal for this year: live until next year
Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dont have one, I use "lol" sparingly
Your bedtime: eastern or greenich mean?
Thoughts first waking up: where's a lumberjack when you need one?
Your best physical feature: my cleft chin
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Do you smoke: cigars
Do you swear: ass me again later
Do you sing: I do
Do you shower daily: monthly at best
Do you believe in yourself: is anyone doubting my existance?
Do you get motion sickness: only when the room spins
Do you think you are Attractive: meh, decent
Are you a Health Freak: no, i attempt to eat right and exercise, but not strictly
Do you get along with your Parents: alot better than in hs
Do you like Thunderstorms: they are quite sweet
Do you play an Instrument: drums, self taught(aka: I suck)
Ever been Drunk: maybe
Ever been called a Tease: maybe
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: from a gas station my friend worked at
How do you want to Die: before I have to live in a nursing home
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dont wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a boy/girl:
Eye Color: any color is beautiful if there's energy when you look deeply into them
Hair Color: depends on the girl's face and body
Short or Long Hair: for most girls most long, but there are a few exceptions
Height: average i guess
Weight: not anorexic, but not a whale either
Best Clothing Style: victoria's secret

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I'd like to meet:

In no particular order: Moses, Jesus, Michael Moore(only so I can punch him in the face!), Abe Lincoln, Stewie Griffin, Andrew Jackson, Bill Engvall, Jennifer Aniston, Carmen Electra, and my evil twin(wherever he is)

Music:

Well, I'm teaching myself to play drums, but its slow going without a real teacher. As for listening to music, i like ROCK (1950's-present day, though I'm partial to 70's-80's), COUNTRY (I'm a redneck at heart), metal, some techno, some jazz, and the acoustical ballads of Wes Landis.

Movies:

War, action, comedy, Star Wars, all the Bond movies

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy M*A*S*H, My Name is Earl, The Office, Scrubs Lost, Conan O'Brian,

Books:

the dictionary, the Bibly

Heroes:

, Rush Limbaugh, Jesus, Glenn Beck , Zell Miller, Ronald Reagan

My Blog

30 year prediction

"You look at that river gently flowing by. You notice the leaves rustling with the wind. You hear the birds; you hear the tree frogs. In the distance you hear a cow. You feel the grass. The mud gives ...
Posted by JIM on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:03:00 PST

Christmas Recipe

Christmas Cookie Ingredients 1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups dried fruit 1 bottle Gentleman Jack whiskeySample th...
Posted by JIM on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That doesn't even begin to describe my reaction to the news that my closest cousin (agewise and emotionally) was diagnosed only a few days ago with testicular cancer.  The doctor operated almost ...
Posted by JIM on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:29:00 PST

Magic 8 Ball

Alright people, show of hands; how many people are planning on voting this Tuesday? Hmm, I only see one hand up, but then again I'm the only person in the room right now. My point is this; many people...
Posted by JIM on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

RIP "Pepsi Twist" <3

RIP Amanda J. Pesci  6/22/87 - 5/20/06 Its been an "I need a hug" day, except there's no one around to do so Today got me thinkin about life's shortness, and how I could die next week, or tomorro...
Posted by JIM on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:57:00 PST

Put the butter, DOWN

So, how does one get to be 500 lbs?  You'd think at some point they would notice they were getting pretty huge.  Like, one day, while you are at seaworld, and the employees there are tr...
Posted by JIM on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:34:00 PST

I miss her

     I suppose its true what they say, you never forget your first love.  Sure, she was a bit older than me, but I've always harbored a passion for the older ones.  So ex...
Posted by JIM on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:38:00 PST

Alcohol Quiz

Take the quiz: alcoholic beverage anyone? (with pics)bacardi 151You are the drunk idiot, but hey at a great party who doesn't love a drunk who's tripping over there own two feet? Your the person that...
Posted by JIM on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:41:00 PST

I saw dead people

So, this past Tuesday night i went down to the Franklin Institute and saw the Body Worlds exhibit.  For those of you who don't know, its this exhibit started by a German guy where he takes actual...
Posted by JIM on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:19:00 PST

Femal hormones in beer

Scientific research recently revealed evidence that there are female hormones present in beer.  A group of men were given 6 pints of beer each.  After drinking it, 100% of the subjects gaine...
Posted by JIM on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:00:00 PST