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1972 Chevrolet Nova SS
You are a 1972 Chevrolet Nova SS. You car is fast as hell....you don't care about making it really flashy...because you'll shut down whoever wants to race you! You are a die hard Chevy fan...you wish they made Nova's again....on second thought.....nevermind....because you'd probably hate the design they'd come up with!
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"I am from NJ. I curse a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas unless I absolutely fucking have to. All parties end with a fight. It's a sub, not a hero, a hoagie, or worse, a grinder. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go down the shore, I go to the beach.Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 55mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and I fucking love it."
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Crank,Spaceballs, Rolling kansas,superbad, goodluck chuck, silent hill, Beauty and the Beast, ice age,Madagascar, Joe Dirt, Jay and silent bob srike back, clerks, all kevin smith movies basically!! Pirates of the carribbean. Broken Arrow, Blaizing saddles,The Transporter1&2, Tomb Raider, House of a 1000 corpses, Dawn of the dead,BLOW!
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. -When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. -Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. -Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. -Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. -If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. - Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. - Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." - Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. - Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. - Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. - Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. - Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. - To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. - There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. - There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. - The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. - The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. - Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. - When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. - It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart. - Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. - Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face. - If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. - If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. - On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. - When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie. - Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. - Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris. - God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability. - When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. - Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. - A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly. - Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face. - Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it