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About Me

a beautiful creature of the night. a wondrous marvel of evolution. jet black hair and green eyes. the intellect of a higher primate and the cuteness of a kitten.Content from Coshed.com - Myspace Layouts

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My Interests

sociology, psychology, evolutionary psychology, watching youtube and movies, travelling, laziness, being productive, sitting, dancing, cynicism, love, kitties, real friends, good memories--not bad ones!, AND ALL THAT JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

dealers.

Music:

new order, patti austin, adult., aqua, momus, polarbear, doting clothing, depeche mode, freezepop, skinny puppy, kahimi karie, shelterbelt, kraftwerk, gary numan, anything timbaland does, ladytron, 3 6 mafia, mu, dizzee rascal, ayria, soviet, ming & ping, erik jones, pzychobitch, goldfrapp, gravy train, lil'kim, duran duran,

Movies:

me and you and everyone we know, the jerk, a tale of two sisters, promises, welcome to the dollhouse, chungking express, mean girls, demonlover, whale rider, rachida, woody allen movies, the hot chick, lilo and stitch, the ring, bend it like beckham, drop dead gorgeous, city of god, amorres perros, bring it on, tape, bad education, mixed nuts, y tu mama tambien,

Television:

the colbert report, curb your enthusiasm, daily show, chapelle show, da ali g show, will & grace, seinfeld, bbc world news, charlie rose, cspan, fire me please, family guy, awful truth,

Books:

um, usually ones in English because I'm not proficient in other languages.

Heroes:

various comedians. without them, modernity would be unbearable.

My Blog

west coast

it's nice. very nice. until it runs out of freshwater.
Posted by Santa Barbarian! on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:12:00 PST

marriage

Modernity is great because you can combine the old-fashioned formation of kinship ties with modern romantic love. YES! In two weeks I will be a husband, and Jami a wife, my wife. At one time I was muc...
Posted by Santa Barbarian! on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:01:00 PST

my new office!

i just got my own office, well i share it with one other person. fuck yeah!! i was sharing my office space with 6 other people. this will be much nicer.
Posted by Santa Barbarian! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

allergies...

my eyes itch, my nose runs, and it's making my brain feel like it's going to explode with every sneeze. i hate summertime in the midwest.
Posted by Santa Barbarian! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Miss Lady

i've had lots of different pets: dog, cat, rabbits, turtles, rats....but this current rat i have now, Miss Lady aka Miss Crazy, is the most entertaining pet i've ever had. seriously, she's an insane r...
Posted by Santa Barbarian! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

soon enough.,..

When I get my PhD. I don't want people to call me Dr. Nielsen. I want to be called "Dr. E"
Posted by Santa Barbarian! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

money, money, money

everybody sing along !! "we want money, we want money, we want money" sing it to a latin beat
Posted by Santa Barbarian! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no ants! not in my pants!

i just found an ant infestation by the window in my room. i've had my window covered with a curtain all winter. i removed it today and was met by a colony of ants and spiders. EEK!! i fucking hate ins...
Posted by Santa Barbarian! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what good have white people ever done?

electronic music....that's all i got. and that's only cuz kraftwerk came out of the whole post-nazi germany. honkys, psshh!
Posted by Santa Barbarian! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

driving and laughing

i hate driving alone. i always seem to find something funny to laugh about. but i think i probably look like a jackass driving around laughing hysterically to myself. so..i have come up with a plan. w...
Posted by Santa Barbarian! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST