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D. Bauchery

I am here for Friends

About Me

listen to my beautiful and wonderful pop songs (www.soundclick.com/polarbear)also, doting clothing (http://www.myspace.com/dotingclothing)

My Interests

dancing, hair, writing songs, fashion, snow ski, writing, reading, riding my bicycle, partying, trouble, kitties

I'd like to meet:

kittens and other party animals.

Music:

kraftwerk, soviet, skinny puppy, freezepop, cabaret voltaire, john foxx, depeche mode, goldfrapp, audio bullys, new order, and one, duran duran, miss kittin, beborn beton, soft cell, prima donnas, ming & ping, fischerspooner, lady sovereign, the cure, dizzee rascal, cardigans, buzzcocks, ladytron, fad gadget, x-ray spex, basement jaxx, supergrass, legendary pink dots, momus, joy division

Movies:

troop beverly hills, this is spinal tap, some like it hot, arsenic and old lace, young poisoner's handbook, dawn of the dead (original), life is beautiful, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, pumpkin, party monster

Television:

seinfeld, scrubs, frasier, da ali g show.

Books:

a lot.

Heroes:

prostitutes and drug dealers.

My Blog

a jail cell with paris.

while i was in douglas county jail i had the pleasure/displeasure of meeting some of the strangest individuals that you could ever imagine. i used to lie on my bunk and watch this guy on the other sid...
Posted by D. Bauchery on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

he said, she said.

her: what the fuck!? him: why are you getting pissed? i don't let anybody read them. her: so, you'll let me suck your dick but you won't let me read your stories!? him: well...that's personal....
Posted by D. Bauchery on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:21:00 PST

PLEASURE VICTIM.

..> ..> i wish that i could bottle this shit. i am so sure that i could make a million dollars. it would, no doubt, be outlawed in it's synthetic form. it is the kind of drug that you have to...
Posted by D. Bauchery on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:52:00 PST

someone i once knew.

i don't mind having to share, as long as you don't say, that there's somebody there. i don't mind having to wait, as long as you don't say, that you won't be late. i don't mind having to drive, as lon...
Posted by D. Bauchery on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:15:00 PST

the definition of hell.

which is worse, prison or blair? i say blair. but at least blair has better hooch.
Posted by D. Bauchery on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:15:00 PST