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I like to be no later then half an hour early

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About Me

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My Interests

Drinking, really depressing music, economics, business, lacrosse, music, movies, walking, cycling, city architecture

I'd like to meet:

The art of conversation isn't my strong point so anyone who can keep a conversation going with me, must be I imagine reasonably interesting.

Music:

Here it goes,as it appears on my ipod: A Perfect Circle, Alkaline Trio, Anathema, Anyone, Apocolyptica, Aretha Franklin, The Autumn Offering, Black Sabbath, Bonnie Tyler, Breed 77, Canibal Corpse, Cattle Decapitation, Chimaira, Citizen, Coal Chamber, Communic, Creed, Creedence Clearwater Revivial, Cult of Luna, Danzig, Darkthrone, Decapitated, Deicide, Dimmu Borgir, Disturbed (only the first album, the other two could suck my cock), The Doors, Dry Kill Logic, Enforsaken, Entombed, Fallen Too, Fear Factory, Flogging Molly, Glassjaw, God Forbid, Godhead, Goldfinger, Griff Rising, Gutworm, Hatebreed, The Haunted, HEll is for Hero's (only the song I Can Climb Mountains), Hot Waters Music, Immortal, Inflames, Jeff Buckley, Jefferson Airplane, Johnny Cash, Kataklysm, Katatonia (Polish Death Metal, not pop shit), Korn, Lamb of God, Life of Agony, machine HEad, Mad Caddies, MAtt Skiba and Kevin Seconds, Meat Loaf, Merle Haggard, Meshuggah, The Misfits, Motorhead, Mountain, Mudvayne Mushroom Head, My Dying Bride, Nailbomb, Napalm Death, Nevermore, Nina Simone, Novembers Doom, One Man Army, One Minute Silence, Otep, Otis Redding, Pantera, Percy Sedge, Pig Destroyer, Placebo, R.E.M, Rage Against the Machine, Sepultura, Sick of it ALl, Silver Chair, Slayer, Slipknot, Static-X, Stone Sour, Strapping Young Lad, Strung Out, System of a Down, T.Rex, Tool, Transplants, The Union Underground, Vader, The Walls of Jericho. The bands below are one I do not yet have on my ipod: Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Mike Park, The Prodigy, The Kings of Leon, The White Stripes, H20, NOFX, Deftones, A Band Called Pain, Obituary, Nile, Raging Speedhorn, Lagwagon, Six Feet Under, Queens of the Stoneage, The Bones, Aborted, Gorerotted,

Movies:

Crash, Collateral, BlackHawk Down, Flight of The Intruder, We Were Soldiers, 10 Things I hate About You, Down To You, The New Guy, Platoon, Hamburger Hill, 24 Hour Party People, Wall Street, Bolier Room, Road Trip, Euro Trip, The Cable Guy, Full Metal Jacket, Monsters Ball, War of The Worlds, The Wedding Crashers, How High, Saving Private Ryan, American Pie triology, American Beauty, Scary Movie Trilogy, The Anchor Man, Meet the Parents, Meet The Fokkers, Dodgeball, One Night In Paris, Love Actually, Mean Machine, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Gangster No.1, You've Got Mail, Love Honour and Obey, Men at Work, Under Seige, Killing Me Softly, Lethal Weapon 1-4, Bird on a Wire, Philadelphia, Joe Versus the Volcano, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Sum of All Fears, Changing Lanes, Harry Potter collection, Mercury Rising, BAT 21, Enemy of the State, The Seige, Spy Games, Bridget Jones Diary, US Marshals, Hostage, Apollo 13, Ransom, The Talented Mr Ripley, Ali G in Da House, About a Boy, Green Street, The Pacafier, The Hole, Saw, Saw II, City of Angels, Thirteen, The Devils Advocate, Constantine, Valient, Monsters INC, Shrek 1&2, Patch Adams, I, Robot, Bad Boy's II, The Whole 9 Yards, The Game, Kevin and Perry Go Large, Enemy at the Gates, Equilibrium, Crying Freeman, Existenz, Three Kings, Oceans 11 (New), Kelly's Hero's, Leaving Las Vegas, Mystic River, Goodfellas, Any Given Sunday, Napoleon Dynamite, Batman, StarWars (the original trilogy), Pulp Fiction, The Patriot, Cold Mountain, Football Factory, Green Street, The Longest yard (new), Mean Machine, Lord of War, Bandits, Millers Crossing, City Slickers, Starsky and Hutch, The Mask, Liar Liar, Whole Nine Yards, Three to Tango, Wild Things, Casino, The Mexican, Not Another Teen Movie, Gigli, Shallow Hal, 50 First Dates, Unfaithful, Under Suspicion, The Producers, Valiant, American Pie: Band Camp, Phenonenom, Proof of Life, Monster in Law, The Whole Nine Yards, The Polar Express, In the Army Now, Mr & Mrs Smith, Flight of the Pheonix, Stalingrad, The Chambre, Bad Santa, R.V, Two For the Money

Television:

Only Fools and Horses, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurame, Recess, Lost, Friends, Joey, Two and a Half Men, Everybody Loves Raymond, Scrubs, King of Queens, Fraiser, Cheers, Weeds, That 70's Show, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, a lot of the music channels, CNN, almost every documentary channel, BBC News 24, BBC News International, Bloomberg (its because I'm educated), Bremner, Bird and Fortune, NASN, Sky Sports. I watch too much TV, The X-Files, House, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Grey's Anatomy, Stacked, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (but not the Miami one because that is shit, Courting Alex, Commited, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, almost any cooking show, well all except Ready, Steady, Cook; for some reason I want to give Ainsly Harriot a slap, I am not sure why, I just do.

Books:

Sun Tzu 'The Art of War', Michael Lewis 'Liar's Poker', Philip Auger 'The Greed Merchants, Thomas J Stanley 'The Milliomaire Mind', John Grisham 'The Broker', 'The Client', 'The Firm', 'The Partner', 'The RainMaker, Dan Brown 'Angels and Demons', Martin Wolf 'Why Globalisation Works', Gideon Haigh 'Bad Company', David Icke 'The Biggest Secrets', Stanley Bing 'Sun Tzu was a Sissy', Martin Wolf 'Why Globalisation Works', 'Steve Fraiser 'Wall Street: A Cultural History', Steven D.Levitt& Stephen J.Dubner 'Freakanomics', Tim Harford 'The Undercover Economist', David A.Vise 'The Google Story' Leo Tolstoy 'War and Peace', Shakespeare 'The Merchant of Venice', 'A Midsommers Night Dream', Robert Ludlum 'The Bancroft Strategy', Lee Child's 'The Hard Way',The Financial Times, The Economist, Fortune, The Independent, Trader Monthly, HSBC Economics Outlook,Layout made by weirdxp1nay at CreateBlog.com .

Heroes:

NO ONE BUT MYSELF
How You Life Your Life
You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.
You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you.
You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.
You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them. How Do You Live Your Life?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have low agreeableness.
Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all.
In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted.
And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.
Neuroticism:
You have high neuroticism.
It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed.
You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully.
You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is low.
You're a pretty conservative person, and you favor what's socially acceptable.
You think that change for novelty's sake is a very bad idea.
While some may see this as boring, many see you as dependable and wise. The Five Factor Personality Test
You Are 68% Cynical
You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results.
You have your optimistic moments, but most likely you keep them to yourself. How Cynical Are You?
Your Pride Quotient: 83%
You're proud, arrogant, vain - and most likely stuck up.
And face it: you probably think you're too good for this quiz. How Much Pride Do You Have?
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
You Are a Hunter Soul
You are driven and ambitious - totally self motiviated to succeed
Actively working to acheive what you want, you are skillful in many areas.
You are a natural predator with strong instincts ... and more than a little demanding.
You are creative, energetic, and an extremely powerful force.
An outdoors person, you like animals and relate to them better than people.
You tend to have an explosive personality, but also a good sense of humor.
People sometimes see you as arrogant or a know it all.
You tend to be a bit of a loner, though you hate to be alone.
Souls you are most compatible with: Seeker Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

My Blog

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Posted by I like to be no later then half an hour early on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:58:00 PST

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I have recently read a blog somewhere about me, I am not going to mention where but  found it interesting, actually if I was perfectly honest I would say about 80 to 90% of it was true. I am not ...
Posted by I like to be no later then half an hour early on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:49:00 PST