Animal love. Caravans. Animal love in caravans. Public toilet seats. Your mother.
I'd like to meet:
Someone rich and stupid.
Music:
C'mon for f*cks sake! Can't possibly ever list it all or I'll have RSI before the day is out (although my penchant for onanism won't help matters). A lot of stuff. Mainly blues/rock/soul/punk/hip hop/pop/trip hop/electro..... ah damn it - a bit of everything. Dull but true.
Movies:
Mostly gay porn. No. Actually. Just gay porn.
Television:
is, on the whole, quite monumentally shit.
Books:
are good. Read more - you may learn something!
Heroes:
Bill Hicks for sure. And my Mum. And anyone who is a decent human being. You should know who you are. You should be proud of yourselves.