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Bob the Great

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About Me

The only thing I can really say is I'm weird. Or that's what people keep telling me anyway. I got two kids and they are adorable...for monsters. They just turned 4 and 5 in December so I got my hands full with those two. They are definately my favorite thing about coming home. Nothing else at home is really all that great. They are both going into school in September which is slightly freaking me out. I can't believe they're that old already. I can still remember when Russell was so tiny he had to have a specially made hat because his head was only the size of my fist. Now both he and his brother are growing like weeds. They're going to be taller than me by the time they're 10! So NOT fair!

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My Interests

Video games, reading (when I have the time), sleep and the name BOB. Also other things but I'm not going to go into that.


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I'd like to meet:

Eric Clapton - The God of Guitar. Also, the President of the United States. So I can tell him that he's a loser and he smells bad. And John Belushi. But he's dead, so that doesn't help me. As a matter of fact, most of the people I would like to meet are dead. Go figure. And these guys. I wanna be just like them when I grow up! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Okay, this section needed an overhaul I decided. See, I like all kinds of music, jazz, blues, bluegrass(yes, actually), rap, rock, classic rock, classical, even a few country songs. But I figure, I can't have all of those on here because that's way too many band names. So, I decided to edit out most and leave only the ones I really, REALLY like. Bands or artists I would sell my soul to get tickets for! As you can see, it's mostly classic/southern rock and 90's bands but hey, that's what I was raised on so what do you expect?Lynyrd Skynyrd, Less than Jake, Blind Melon, Alman Brothers, Slipknot, System of a Down, Sublime, Mamas and the Papas, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, PINK FLOYD, Cake, Counting Crows, Lords of Acid, Doobie Brothers, Eric Clapton(older stuff), Cypress Hill, Janice Joplin, Gorillaz, Marilyn Manson, NIN, Lit, Alice in Chains, ICP, Queen, Rob Zombie, Three Dog Night, Stabbing Westward, Beethoven, Handel, 311, The Offspring, Rolling Stones(old stuff only please!), Herb Alpert and the Tiajuana Brass

Movies:

The Emporer's New Groove. Best movie ever. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory(new and old), Animal House, Singin' in the Rain, Half-Baked, almost anything with Adam Sandler, The Princess Bride, and House of Wax, but only because Paris Hilton gets a large pipe shoved through her head. Absolutely beautiful. Also, recently Shaolin Soccer and Kung-fu Hustle. I haven't laughed that much at a movie in a really long time. HA HA HA!

Television:

COURAGE!!!!!! Courage the Cowardrly Dog is my absolute favorite TV show. Somehow, I never get tired of seeing his eyes pop out of his head in new and interesting ways. ATHF, Scooby Doo, Daily Show. I don't know any real live people shows any more because I think most of them suck anyway. ESPECIALLY reality TV. a href="http://www.yourcoolprofile.com/Images/Funny_Small_Mysp ace_Images/"

Books:

Do I even have to answer this question? 1984, The Giver, Harpist in the Wind, Joy Luck Club, Staying Fat for Sara Burns, Ender's Game & Ender's Shadow, The Princess Bride(even better than the movie), Pride and Prejudice, The Dark is Rising, Interview with a Vampire(SO much better than the movie), also recently, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe and subsequent books that follow. HILARIOUS! The only one that I haven't finished yet is "Mostly Harmless." The "His Dark Materials" triligy(Golden Compass, Subtle Knife, Amber Spyglass).

Heroes:

I don't really have any. Heroes are for people who don't have enough self motivation to get up off of their butts and do things for themselves.

My Blog

Rusty

So.  Rusty is out of the house.  I got a temporary restraining order on him until the 26th at which point we have to go to court.  To be perfectly honest, I seriously doubt he'll show u...
Posted by Bob the Great on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:31:00 PST

Rant of the day 2

Today's rant topic: ignorant people. What the hell is up with people these days?  Why is it that everyone seems to have their head stuck up their ass?  I was reading an article about illegal...
Posted by Bob the Great on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

An experiment

So I’m conducting an experiment.  I’m still trying to decide what I should call it.  Bascially, I have had enough.  I know, I know, you’ve heard that before.  But...
Posted by Bob the Great on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:32:00 PST

Rant of the day

Today's rant topic is: liars. I hate people who lie.  And I don't mean just a few lies here or there.  I mean, habitual liars. Rusty for instance. He lies about things that there is no reaso...
Posted by Bob the Great on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

So Brian tagged me and I’m just now getting around to it

So, Brian 'tagged' me and now I'm supposed to do this "10 weird or unknown things" blog.  I will, but I refuse to tag anyone else dammit! 1.  It's really hard for me to come up with weird or...
Posted by Bob the Great on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:09:00 PST

Because I need to write it down somewhere

Did you ever notice that nothing ever turns out the way you thought? I mean, no one ever thinks "Hey, I'll hook up with a complete loser and get stuck in a crappy relationship for five years. That sou...
Posted by Bob the Great on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:13:00 PST

Paul

I met him at MC when I was busy screwing my life up, not showing up for my classes and couldn't remember if he was the coffee cart guy or not(they looked similar, give me a break!).  He was someo...
Posted by Bob the Great on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:45:00 PST

25 Things that I hate

1.  Mosquito bites on my feet2.  Mucus, snot, anything related to that3.  Heroin4.  Cocaine5.  Hard core drug addicts6.  Happy people7.  People who tell me I need to...
Posted by Bob the Great on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:40:00 PST

Because apparently the news IS funny!

So I was on NBC 4's webpage today and saw the best headline EVER!  It was: Naked Man Imprisoned for Beating Car With Pigeon HA HA HA HA!!! OH, I will be laughing forever!  And just in case t...
Posted by Bob the Great on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

Just because it can

So, just in case the New Year was not going to be interesting enough, I had to take Aaron to the hospital today.  Know why?  Because he put a bead up his nose.  A friggin bead.  My...
Posted by Bob the Great on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:15:00 PST