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keith

i think god reallly hates me

About Me

.Well i have short hair an im 5/11 and i have piercings. both eyebrows an my labre is done allso.my tounge and both ears. i also have tattoos4 of them.i travel more then i want to.its for my job.it was fun the first year.but things change.I HAVE BEEN EVERYWERE..AND IT ALL LOOKS THE SAME!there u have it.i doubt people r going to read this far down .so kiss my ass..

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My Interests

DRINKING MY CORONAS! hanging out going on long walks ..blah blah blah..no long walks here .to me that is not fun..it maybe nice .but not fun..i also know when work is before play.and im not trying to pick up any desperate sluts here .so go some were else.

I'd like to meet:

everybody?HOWARD STERN PORN STARS EVEN UR MOM.im kidding .every one is so uptight anymore.oh ya an the only black person i would like to meet is flava flave .he is a funny ass.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: KEITH
Birthday: 3/4/79
Birthplace: RAVENNA OH
Current Location: WARREN
Eye Color: HAZEL
Hair Color: BRWN
Height: 5-11
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: IRISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: DOCS
Your Weakness: BOOBS
Your Fears: LARGE BOOBS
Your Perfect Pizza: NONE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: WATCH MORE T.V
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: DEEEZZZEEE NUTS
Thoughts First Waking Up: HOW AM I GONNA PEE
Your Best Physical Feature: PEIRCINGS
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER
Your Most Missed Memory: MY FIRST CAR
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: NEITHER
Single or Group Dates: ORGYS
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON
Chocolate or Vanilla: WHAT
Cappuccino or Coffee: NEITHER
Do you Smoke: NO THE CIGARETE DOES
Do you Swear: YEP
Do you Sing: YEP
Do you Shower Daily: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Have you Been in Love: YEP
Do you want to get Married: YES AN NO
Do you belive in yourself: YES
Do you think you are Attractive: YES I GUESS
Are you a Health Freak: LITTLE
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: SKIN FLUTE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOPE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: OHH YA
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YEP
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NEITHER
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOPE
Ever been Drunk: YESSSSSSSS
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: BY A GIRL
Ever Shoplifted: NOPE
How do you want to Die: HAVING SEX
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: PORN STAR
What country would you most like to Visit: I CANT SPELL IT BUT I CAN SAY IT
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: RED
Favourite Hair Color: ALL TYPES
Short or Long Hair: WHATEVER
Height: BLAH BLAH
Weight: BLAH BLAH
Best Clothing Style: BLAH BLAH
Number of Drugs I have taken: DONT REMEMBER
Number of CDs I own: A SHIT LOAD
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING

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Music:

DONT WE ALL LISTEN TO MUSIC .I LIKE ALL TYPES DEPENDING ON THE DAY.I like everthing from H.I.M to cky a.f.i and the unseen ,pantera,nofx,bad religion,the good shit,social d,and other shit i cant spell.

Movies:

NOTHING STUPID.i like all movies really.i just wish i was in them..

Television:

i really dont watch t.v i dont really have the time .but when i did have the time .i watched viva la bam,nip tuck.i think that was it

Books:

WHO READS BOOKS WHEN YOU HAVE PICTURES

Heroes:

MY SELF,I DID EVERYTHING ON MY OWN.AN IM DOING REAL GOOD IN LIFE.SO EVERYONE CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY SON IS REALLY MY HERO HE IS THE REASON I GET OUT OF BED EVERYMORNING.