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Alan

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU in a hotel room butt NEKKED!!! YEAAAA

Seriously..
I 'd love to meet various instances of ME, had my life taken different directions in the past.
Who would *I* be if i went to college, or didnt have kids. What would i be like if i didnt start my career so early..

I just wonder if Life changes the Man, or the Man changes Life.

Music:

My favorite song of all time goes like this ...

BOOM .. ooh.. BOOM.. ahh. BOOM.. yeaa.. BOOM. ohgod ... BOOM (repeat)

Its by HEADBOARD and the WALLBANGERS

hhahahah . no one told you to read this.

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan (DTS)
Need for Speed (DTS)
Startship Troopers
Gladiator (DTS)
Van Wilder (Stoned outta my head)
Wedding Crashers (Drunk outta my face)
Porn (Butt Nekked with YOU)
Sin City (Rosario Dawson, PLEASE HAVE BABIES WITH ME!!! They would have Dark Hair, Big juicy lips, and tiny penises (shhh dont tell))
DTS - Digital Theater Systems Sound.

I got 800 watts of surround sound p0wer at home. DTS movies fuckin' ROCK

Television:

Jeez.. Im a TV junkie.. Its bad.. i know.. so here goes.

ANYTHING HDTV CSI & CSI Miami (sorry. CSI NY is weak)
Law and Order SVU
Comedy Central (the whole fucking channel, yea)
Las Vegas (I love Vanessa Marcil. I would totally become a gay muslim pole dancer in Baghdad for like 12 minutes, if it would allow me pour my love into Vanessa Marcil repeatedly.)
That 69 Show (thats the one with ME and YOU BUTT NEKKED in a hotel room)

Heroes:

My Heroes.. heh. thats easy..YOU are my hero..
Remeber that one time when we were BUTT NEKKED in that hotel room.. you were like CATWOMAN!.. oh yea., my hero.