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Zombies Love Jeff

I am here for Friends

About Me

I’m super good at being super awesome. Many of my fine attributes include slapping the elderly and hunting down Yeti’s. I was raised by a rabid pack of goldfish, so not only can I swim fast, I also look very good in an aquarium. If I could be a comic character my hero name would be HOLY CRAP!! Because people would say that right before I drop kick them into oncoming traffic. I watched to movie Lone Wolf McQuade and have since been deathly afraid of Chuck Norris. I would say the biggest influence in my life is probably the guy who came up with the M*A*S*H theme song.

My Interests

Music, Film, My Wife Amy, Jesus, Friends/Fans, Traveling/Tour, Star Wars (pushes up glasses and checks pocket protector), History.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is anybody.

Television:

The Office, 30 Rock, ESPN, Sopranos, Simpsons, Heroes, History Channel.

Books:

Anything, I like to read.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ...and Sting, I don't really listen to his music, but the fact that he's making it...I respect that.

My Blog

Answered Prayer/Studio

Sometimes when you feel helpless the only place to turn is to him&&&..and he always delivers. Fear not for I am with you says the Lord. ...
Posted by Zombies Love Jeff on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:04:00 PST

BURN IT DOWN!!!!!!!!

Cast all your cares unto me...........
Posted by Zombies Love Jeff on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:01:00 PST

Metal for Jesus

I'm going to see the country/world soon. Doing what I've always wanted to do with awesome dudes playing awesome music. Pray for me......and come to the shows(when we start) www.myspace.com/soulembrace...
Posted by Zombies Love Jeff on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:05:00 PST

Tour is inevitable......

Let's go!! Saints world tour....................Who's with me?
Posted by Zombies Love Jeff on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:40:00 PST

Going the distance

L.A. you smell bad and suck peoples dreams away. Hookers flow like wine  ..........see you soon......
Posted by Zombies Love Jeff on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 08:47:00 PST

camping trailers effing suck.......

Well well, what do we have here.....a flippin' camping trailer...1976 style. My wife and I live right next to our paid off house we can't move into yet because we need water lines and a septic tank mo...
Posted by Zombies Love Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How now brown cow

I am sleepy and I think it is because I took too many tylenol pm. My house is moving along but much too slow for me. Painting makes my hands blister...maybe I'm not tuff enough. I need to go buy the v...
Posted by Zombies Love Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chops....

I think that the Karate chop is most underestimated of all ass kicking moves. I think next time somebody calls me low class I'll chop em' in the brain......
Posted by Zombies Love Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST