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Cookie

Above all else, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life. (Prov. 4:23)

About Me

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My family calls me Rachel, but most call me Cookie, Princess, Skirts (short for Rachelskirts), or Wenchie (short for Pirate Wench). I'm a native to the Chicagoland area, though I'm in Texas for college these days. So far, I've learned that Texas has horrible pizza, horrible milk (it's like white water), and insane bugs. The ants bite, the cockroaches belong on a leash, and I'm pretty sure I saw a cat flying around my room disguised as a bee.

I don't update this thing much because, well, MySpace will never really be high up there on my priority list. If you're looking for random updates on my life, check out Rachelskirts.com . Direct any questions, comments, or concerns toward the trash can. I don't have time for your shenanigans. (Unless, of course, you take the time to draw me a picture with crayons. Then, you will have my undivided attention.)

My Interests

Lord of the Rings, web design, playing piano, music, reading, writing, pirates, sometimes ninjas, nerds, guys, planning to marry Elijah Wood / Frodo Baggins, consuming ungodly amounts of chocolate, obsessing over things, baseball, the Cubs, road trips, rambling on for days at a time, mostly just ending this list

I'd like to meet:

Elijah Woods, Frodo Baggins of the Shire

Music:

Ella Fitzgerald, Jamie Cullum, Louis Armstrong, Dave Brubeck, Miles Davis, Jack's Mannequin, Something Corporate, The Strokes, Jet, Jimmy Eat World, Dashboard Confessional, Linkin Park, John Mayer, Fall Out Boy, Lord of the Rings soundtracks, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, White Stripes, Maroon 5, Reel Big Fish, Jamiroquai, Beethoven, Bach, Chopin, Rachmaninoff, Eminem, MXPX, Pillar, Thousand Foot Crutch, Switchfoot, Supertones, Five Iron Frenzy, Steven Curtis Chapman, Skillet, DC Talk, Newsboys, Denver and the Mile High Orchestra, The Temptations, FM Static, Joss Stone, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Beastie Boys, Incubus, Blink-182, Salvador, PirateRock, Jason's Reason

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Orange County, Zoolander, Ocean's Eleven, Monte Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Princess Bride, 10 Things I Hate About You, Save the Last Dance, Sleeping Beauty, Shrek, Shrek 2, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, and many more...

Television:

Gilmore Girls, What Not to Wear, I Love the 90s (or 80s or 70s), VH1's Best Week Ever, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Family Guy, Futurama, Friends, The O.C., Clean Sweep

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Catch-22, Pride and Prejudice, The Awakening, The Devil in the White City, Their Eyes Were Watching God, The Secret Life of Bees, Watermelon, anything by Marian Keyes, anything by Shakespeare, the Oz series, Crime and Punishment, Calvin and Hobbes books, Dilbert books

Heroes:

Frodo

My Blog

The video of my chin meeting the ground...

So, if you haven't already seen my beautiful faceplant action on YouTube, you can now check out the video here on MySpace.  Much thanks to Jenna for forcing me out of my room for the night, even ...
Posted by Cookie on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:15:00 PST

The end of an era...

So, I finally ditched the "butt pic" for a while, mostly cuz I'm tired of getting messages from random people telling me that I have a nice ass.  Even after setting my profile to private, the messages...
Posted by Cookie on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:46:00 PST

Hercules is my boyfriend.

I'm in a relationship with Boy's beta fish, Hercules. He's one sexy fish, and I run less of a chance of getting a broken heart with this fish than with most any guy on the planet. The only thing I h...
Posted by Cookie on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

Updating MySpace instead of doing homework...

It amazes me how many songs in my music library have memories attached to them. Furthermore, I woke up the other morning with a Ferrero Rocher sticker on my arm which I discovered as I went to go take...
Posted by Cookie on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:09:00 PST

I'm 21. Get yourself some rum and celebrate!

That's right. I turned freaking 21 today. Cheers. :)
Posted by Cookie on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST

I'm back in Tay-hoss. Huzzah!

So once again, my educational decisions were made at the last possible moment. I re-applied to LeTourneau University in April, but I didn't decide to actually attend the school until two weeks before...
Posted by Cookie on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:52:00 PST

What type of kisser are you?

Take the quiz: What type of kisser are you?Romantic kisserThis kind of kisser will be a good husband or wife.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!...
Posted by Cookie on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

Happy Valentine's Day, sluts.

New pic posted of the new 'do. The plans for today include sporting that new 'do around town, indulging in a little retail therapy and a lot of chocolate. If anyone dares offer me one of those damn ...
Posted by Cookie on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 07:11:00 PST

Two pics added of me from the first hours of 2006.

Yeah, new pics. Just two, but they were taken at 2am on January 1st, 2006, so now we can all track what I look like from the beginning of the year through the end. Greeeat fun.
Posted by Cookie on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 01:44:00 PST

I need a pause button.

Life will not slow down since it first went insane about two weeks ago.  I had to apply to school, get accepted, register for classes, and get my books.. pretty much all in the span of a week.&nb...
Posted by Cookie on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 08:46:00 PST