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I'm fairly short (5'8") and proud of it! I like to laze around the house some days and get out and get a little fresh air on others. I work for Barnes and Noble (yay!), which brings home the bacon. Oh and i love bacon, by the way; it's the best part of the pig. I'm kind of a quiet kid, until you get to know me. Then i won't shut up. No, but i'm a nice guy most of the time. I enjoy helpin other people out in whatever way i can. I love to write (I'm currently working on a fiction novel) and I love to sketch and make movies. I plan on attending Columbia College in Chicago this fall to study film. But that's about the extent of my creativity and... yeah... so thats me in a nutshell i suppose. A paragraph-shaped nutshell.
This is from www.explosm.net. It's their daily webcomic called Cyanide and Happiness. This one's pretty funny, I think:
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And so is this one...
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In 1988 (the year you were born)
Ronald Reagan is president of the US
Federal grand juries return indictments against Gen. Manuel Noriega, ruler of Panama, charging him of running drug cartels
A missile, fired from the US Navy warship Vincennes destroys a commercial Iranian airliner killing all 290 on board
A Pan-am Boeing 747 explodes over Lockerbie, Scotland from a terrorist bomb
Controversial Arizona Governor Evan Mecham is removed from office for financial misdeed
Jimmy Swaggart is defrocked when his sexual liaisons with women other than his wife are revealed
The Netherlands becomes the second country to get connected to the Internet
Al-Qaida is established by Osama bin Laden
Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series
Washington Redskins win Superbowl XXII
Edmonton Oilers win the Stanley Cup
Rain Man is the top grossing film
A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking is published
"Faith" by George Michael spends the most time at the top of the US charts
What Happened the Year You Were Born?
You Are the Furthest Thing From Grinch
You love and live for the holidays. You even love the Grinch!
You're in the holiday spirit year round... because you're all about celebrating and giving.
Are You a Grinch?
Your Dominant Thinking Style: Visioning
You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights.
You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details.
An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path.
You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum.
What's Your Thinking Style?
You Should Be a Film Writer
You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!
What Type of Writer Should You Be?
You Are Incredibly Logical
Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!
How Logical Are You?
You Are A Loyal Sidekick
While you aren't the most visable one in your group...
You're always up for a good time or conversation
And you stick with your friends no matter what
You may feel underappreciated - but it only seems that way!
What Kind of Friend Are You?
You Are 12% Healthy
Your diet is freakishly unhealthy. It's amazing you're still alive!
Stop subsisting on white bread and candy - and consider eating a vegetable once and a while.
How Healthy Is Your Diet?
Hehe... oops.
You Are 45% Left Brained, 55% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Are You Right or Left Brained?
You Are Dr. Pepper
You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you.
People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do.
Your best soda match: Root Beer
Stay away from: 7 Up
What Kind of Soda Are You?
Your Personality Profile
You are nurturing, kind, and lucky.
Like mother nature, you want to help everyone.
You are good at keeping secrets and tend to be secretive.
A seeker of harmony, you are a natural peacemaker.
You are good natured and people enjoy your company.
You put people at ease and make them feel at home with you.
The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Are 84% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable.
Are You A Gentleman?
How You Live Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.
How Do You Live Your Life?
You Are 80% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.
How Weird Are You?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adam Sankey (a.k.a. Sanko)
Birthday: March 24
Birthplace: Lake Villa, Illinuah
Current Location: Good ol' Cary, Illinois
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blowne (Brown/blonde)
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm right (you're wrong)
Your Heritage: Quarter Finnish, Quarter Norwegian, Quarter Scots-Irish, Quarter American Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers for sneaking
Your Weakness: surveys (i'm a surveyholic)
Your Fears: public speaking, drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win the lotto, and if that doesn't work out i guess i'd like to do well in school and such, too
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't use IM, so there
Thoughts First Waking Up: D'oh!
Your Best Physical Feature: my left pinky toe (it's amazing!)
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: 7th grade class trip
Pepsi or Coke: Mello Yello
McDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Hey, a date's a date, right?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha Frappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: only when i get angry
Do you Sing: if you can call it that
Do you Shower Daily: why? is the smell that bad?
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: been there, doin' that
Do you want to get Married: i would hope to
Do you belive in yourself: only if you do...
Do you get Motion Sickness: unfortunately
Do you think you are Attractive: that's not fair...
Are you a Health Freak: HA!
Do you get along with your Parents: on occasion
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: played the piano for several years, but i suck now
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no sir
In the past month have you Smoked: no maam
In the past month have you been on Drugs: aspirin?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: wouldn't you like to know?! well... i haven't
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ugghhhh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: double ugghhhh
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: kinda hard when there's no one to dump ya in the first place, huh?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not really, no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: accidentally took a priceless cork stopper once, but returned it
Ever been Drunk: well there was that one time...
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: it's becoming more of a hobby now
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: peacefully and painlessly after i retire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a film director
What country would you most like to Visit: in all seriousness: i've always wanted to visit Greenland, and i don't know why
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde, but i'm not real particular
Short or Long Hair: about shoulder length
Height: anything 5'8" or shorter (i don't want anyone too much taller than me)
Weight: preferably not morbidly obese; more of a slim/average
Best Clothing Style: clothes are a good start
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0 x 10^50th
Number of CDs I own: a few dozen, i suppose
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i can't even remember what i had for dinner two nights ago, much less all my past regrets.
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