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FUCK YOU BITCH!!

About Me

You don't need to know anything about me, except that I like to buy things at Costco like the rest of white suburban America. And why? The soccer moms. All for the soccer moms baby.

My Interests

Nothing interests me. I watch porn all day.

I'd like to meet:

Suge Knight.

Music:

Horrorcore Hip Hop. Russell Simmons is a genius for that one. Really.

Movies:

Sin City was gay.

Television:

Only if there's partial nudity. Cable television is the cheapest access to bomba show.

Books:

I book shows for No Limit. So I'm jobless right now.

Heroes:

The REAL heroes of 9-11 were Superman and Batman. But they never got any credit. Real fucked up.