I like cutting down christmas trees, cutting down buildings, watching the Ninja website, cutting down people, cutting down the competition, and Sarah McLaughlin.
A whale, because I'd shread it.Barney ho-ho the Dog, because I'd mate with him.Your face, because I would destroy it with my fork arms.
Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky V, and most kinds of porn.
Lumberjacks.