Insanity = ripping the pointy parts off the end of a spork to get to the pudding at the bottom of the cup...
Jordan's insanity = comparing what I just said to miners...
It’s at those times in your life when nothing feels like it makes any sense anymore, and you feel like you’re being ripped inside out from your ear to your butt, when you have to stop and realize that for once in your life you’re obviously doing everything right.
The sugar of a kiss that lingers on your lips for hours after it happens. The truly magical moments in our life are put apart by that taste, by that lingering tingle of love, sringara.
Hot sweaty sex, stuck together with the salty sweat of pure lust, going at it like wolves go at their prey in the middle of the night. Ripping flesh off bone to hear that satisfyingly loud crack. The most satisfying of sounds to these intense animals of the night. Animals of the night, like those you find at raves, only instead of ingesting the flesh of others they ingest the chemicals of their brothers.
Live, die, eat, breath, and sleep with the realization that nothing is nothing and everything is just what you don't want it to be.
ART is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life, it CANNOT be copied, it MUST be created."
I hate:
Fake nails and fingernail polish, and I think manicures are a waste of money.
Pink lip stick and high heels.
Expensive haircuts- I would never pay more than five dollars on a haircut.
Money.
When people organize my pin cushion. (It's a FUCKIN' pin cushion people, it doesn't need to look nice!)
People who have private profiles- I don't want to be your friend, I just want to look at your shit.
I absolutely love:
Dying my hair.
Boys who brush their teeth and take showers on a regular basis.
Cute boys with lip rings.
Shy boys
Tall boys
Short boys
Boys that weigh more than me
Passionate boys
Who am I kidding, I love all boys...
red dirt
Aka Rouge
Being a fuckin' rock star when it comes to parties.
Music
Sewing
Clothes
Salt Lake City, Utah and all of the rad people there.
and, OF COURSE, who couldn't forget the infamous...
number thirty-three.
I'd like to meet:
Life is a confusing thing. One day you think that you have the world at your fingertips, but the Universe shifts, and you wake up in the morning without that one thing, that one person that makes you happier than anyone ever has before. You never know what you’re going to gain tomorrow, but you also don’t know what you might lose. So love those people that you have, accept the people that you lose, and embrace everyone that comes your way because you’ll never know what’s just across the horizon.
I want to meet anyone and experience everything because, even when the universe throws you a curve ball, you have to be ready to take a swing. No matter how much you think it hurts today, the sun will come out tomorrow, and who knows what you might learn or who you might meet.
Music:
I love most music with the exception of people screaming in my ear, hardcore, hardstyle, and gabber...
But I can of course apperciate the talents behind all of it.
This is the most brilliant song in the WHOLE UNIVERSE!
Bobby McFerrin is my new favorite philosopher...
Movies:
The Wedding Singer (My all time favorite movie of all times)
And also:
Party Monster
Groove
Mid Summer Nights Rave
A Beautiful Mind
And so on and so forth >
Television:
Monk
House
And sometimes Psych, but that's about it.
Books:
Disco Bloodbath
The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Celestine Prophecy
And anything and everything that has to do with sewing.
Heroes:
Shawn is my hero because he was the most amazingly beautiful and kind hearted soul that I have ever met. He was there for me whenever I needed him. He supported everything that I believed in, even when my own parents thought that my dreams were utterly ridiculous. I miss him with all of my heart, and, one day, the world will know how amazing he was because I plan on telling them all that he is the reason why I am the person that I am today. I love you Shawn. RIP for without you the Dirt would not be Red.
Kelsey is my hero because, at those times in life when I just can't be assertive, she's always there to push somebody into place. Without her, I'd still be in some horribly draining relationships today.
Kris is my hero because he's amazing in every way, shape, and form. There's no way that I could even describe how much he means to me. He is my alien, and I love him for every crazy thing that he gets me into.
Samantha is my hero because she had the courage to run away from the one major obstruction in her life. I love her, and I hope that one day very soon we get to walk around shit talking the locals again. I miss her to death.
Athena is a beautiful goddess. She aspires to inspire which is very inspiring. She's always there to tell people that they're beautiful, and that they are worth a million or more dollars. She's my hero because her honesty shines through every inch of her soul.
Zapper taught me that I'm not cool at all which I'll be enternally greatful to. He's a badass who doesn't give a shit. His music makes you sweet in all the wrong ways. He's a dirty mother fucker, and I hope he never changes. He's my hero because he's so fun!
Augustus is amazing. His music touches my soul in a way that a lot of music can't even come close to. His words inspire my actions in every day life, and I can't wait to watch as his dreams come true. He's my hero because he speaks the truth and can even make it rhyme.
Dusty is one silly ass mother fucker. He'll always be the person in the middle of a food fight with mashed potatoes in one hand and creme pees in another. His music is silly and it truly is the music that he wants to be playing; it can always bring a smile to my face because I can feel his energy through his beats. He is who he is, and I'm glad that I know him. He is my hero because he listens to his own heart.
Matt Bunch is my hero because no bodies music makes me dance the way that his does.
