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Starkishaisnotherself

Existance is identity, Consiousness is identification.

About Me


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Name: Ariel
Birthday: The Age of Aquarius
Birthplace: The Birthplace of the Nation
Current Location: The Dregs of St. John's County
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Stawberry-blonde
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Heinz 57
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reef Flops
Your Weakness: Spanish-Irish Men With Snarky Attitudes
Your Fears: Fear
Your Perfect Pizza: Bar-B-Q
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Back to School!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Word.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Coffee......
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: when I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: driving around Sandy Eggo
Pepsi or Coke: soda is the devil
MacDonalds or Burger King: fast food, close kin to the devil
Single or Group Dates: any date is a good one at this point
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: earl grey?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mango
Cappuccino or Coffee: Esspresso and lots of it
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: As often as possible
Do you Sing: only when I'm alone, in the car
Do you Shower Daily: if I get the chance to
Have you Been in Love: all the time
Do you want to go to College: been there still doing that
Do you want to get Married: maybe.......
Do you belive in yourself: Sure, why not?
Do you get Motion Sickness: not anymore
Do you think you are Attractive: magnetically speaking?
Are you a Health Freak: occasionally
Do you get along with your Parents: Hell Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when I'm indoors
Do you play an Instrument: many, except the cool ones
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: mere minutes ago
In the past month have you Smoked: couple of days ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only at the hospital
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, very romantical
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately......grrrrr X-Mas
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Most definately NOT
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: all the time
In the past month have you been on Stage: Never
In the past month have you been Dumped: unlikely
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's December and I don't own a hot tub, so no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only hearts
Ever been Drunk: well there was that one time in band camp
Ever been called a Tease: most of my teen years
Ever been Beaten up: most of my teen years
Ever Shoplifted: hell no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep late in life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy, worldly and financially secure
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them starting with Tahiti
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 You Know You're From San Diego When...
You'd driven from East County San Diego to a mall somewhere in North County because of one particular store you like.You have a 12 month pass to the San Diego Zoo, San Diego Wild Animal Park, and Sea World.You lost your virginity or first drank in TJ.You're enjoying 80? weather at the end of February while those up north complain about 12 inches of snow.The people at the local smoothie bar know you by name.Your birth certificate indicates that you were born in Kaiser Hospital off of Zion Ave.You can't leave the Del Mar Fair each summer without a plateful of Australian battered potatoes, a funnel cake, and other junk food.Your tan lines never go away.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San Diego.
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You Know You're From Florida When...
You own at least five pairs of flip flopsYou know someone who's been struck by lightningYou're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gatorsYour backyard is sometimes a swampYou're officially sick of DisneyYou shrug off hurricane warningsYou've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedosThere are only two seasons - hot and hotterYou've drank a flaming alligator.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.
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You Know You're From Washington DC When...
You say you're from DC, but you actually live in VA or MD but are too tired to explain where.You don't consider exploding man hole covers to be an unusual occurrence.You know where the Pentagon really is but never bother to correct anyone about its location.When it takes you 45 minutes to drive 3 miles on I-66, 95, 395, 495, 50, 123, 29, or 270, it's a pretty good day.There are at least fifteen ways to get everywhere and you know which way to go based on the weather, time of day, current political climate, terrorism road closures, and whether you are coming or going.You pay more money in parking tickets in a year than you do in medical bills, college costs and rent combined.You know that driving through Georgetown, you will hear the music of the car next to you louder than you can hear your own."I got stuck behind a motorcade" is a common and real excuse for being late."Finding a parking space" actually becomes an appointment on your calendar. (E.g.. 7:00-8:00 Gym, 8:30-9:00PM - find a parking space, 9:00-10:30PM - Dinner reservations.)You've never once been to Wal-Mart and don't even know if there is one.When you say you're going to the mall and you don't mean shopping.You never refer to the 'Metro' as the 'subway'.You elbow tourists out of the way on the Metro escalators to "gently" emind them to WALK LEFT, STAND RIGHT.Going to work early means being there by 9:00AM.You don't bat an eye at 500 politicians and businessmen in suits running like their lives depended on it just to catch a Metro that will be followed by another in 90 seconds. You call it Targ not Target, and are well aware that the one in Alexandria is just a "tad different".When Washington National Airport is and will always be "WASHINGTON NATIONAL", not "Reagan National".You can tell by people's cars where they live and maybe even what neighborhood.You've claimed that there's nothing to do on a weekend night even when you have the entire nation's capitol to explore.You have the Metro map memorized, yet act like you don't know when someone asks you how to get to Metro Center.You meet someone else who says they're from the DC area and you realize they live two hours away from you.You notice that there's been construction on the same stretch of highway for the past 5 years and you've never see anyone working on it.You know you've crossed into Northern Virginia, without ever seeing a sign, only because your speedometer goes from 60 to 0.You know that Vietnam is no longer in the South Pacific, it's now been re-located to Seven Corners.The few times you have gotten lost in DC you have somehow ALWAYS ended up in Anacostia and every road out somehow leads back to Anacostia.You realize that I-395 is Northern Virginia's version of NASCAR.There is no such thing as North, South, East, or West on the beltway, it's just go "that" way!(Inner circle / outer circle)You go anywhere on the Eastern Shore, Rehoboth, Dewey, Ocean City, Skyline Drive, or the Outer Banks for vacation and everyone you meet is from DCSnow means rain to youIce on the roads just means that you pay more attention to other cars, but still go 75 mph on the highwaysYou can see the national cathedral from almost anywhereYou know at least 2 rowersYou know that Georgetown is NOT only a schoolYou consider Northern VA to be in no way similar to southern VAYou know which bridges to cross to get to Maryland or VAYou actually know goes on in Dupont circleYou can't go to Tysons Mall without seeing someone you know!!You have a few friends who don't know what their parents do...It's Top Secret government work.People don't ask you if Chevy Chase is named after the actor.You can harmonize perfectly with the alert for "Doors Closing" on the Metro50% of your senior class went to Mason, JMU, Tech, VCU or UVAYou actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from DC.
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Your Monster Profile
Lethal Cannibal
You Feast On: Olives
You Lurk Around In: Closets
You Especially Like to Torment: Your Exes What's Your Monster Name?
You Are 76% Brutally Honest
Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear.
Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?

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Add to my Page good trashy sci-fi novels,good food cooked by me, making cracked out music compillations for friends, howling at the moon,surfing badly, talking shit, getting tatooed, enlightening myself, having good intellectual banter with saucy bitches,photography, gardening and orchid cultivation,going to shows and hippiefests, cats, dogs, art appriciation
Your Fortune Is
Stand on toilet, get high on pot. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator Drinking
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You? ,

I'd like to meet:

The Dalai Lama , my daughter when she grows up, my parents when they were teenagers, Jerry Gracia, Don Juan, Jose Cuervo, the guy who invented sporks,Maynard James Keenan,Janis Joplin,John Lennon,Salvador Dali ,Grace Kelly, Allison Krauss,Angelina Jolie Johnny Cash.......Mango and.....your mom and Hitler...so I could light him on fire

Music:

Tool, Sublime,Dead Can Dance, Days of the New, Pink Floyd, Greatful Dead,CLUTCH!,Johnny Cash, Allison Krauss and Union Station, Bob Marley, Steel Pulse,Donna the Buffalo,Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Soundagarden, Soul COughing,Presidents of the United States of America, They Might Be Giants, Blondie, Sex Pistols, New Order, My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult, Skinny Puppy,Souxie and the Banshees, The Smiths, The Cure, The Cramps, Reverend Horton Heat, Southern Culture on the Skids, Throw Rag, Rancid, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Athourity Zero, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Ani DiFranco, Poe, Fiona Apple, Madonna, Ludacris, The O.D.B., Methodman & Redman, Buju Banton, Toots and the Maytals, Peter Tosh, Black Uhuru, Black Eyed Peas, beenie Man, Peter Rowan, Aerosmith, Ac/Dc,System of a Down,NIN, A Perfect Circle,Sneaker Pimps, Portishead,Type O Negative, Peggy Lee,Tori Amos,Billie Holiday,Ricky Skaggs and Kentucky Thunder,Talvin Singh, Ravi and Anoushka Shankar, Nusrat Fateh Ali Kahn,Allman Brothers, Parliment FUNKADELIC, Beatles, John Lennon, Eric Clapton, The Who, Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre, Depeche Mode, The Donnas,Stone Temple Pilots,Prince, Radiohead,Outkast,Joni Mitchell,Bonnie Raitt, Jimi Hendricks,Timbaland and Magoo, L7,Eminem, Little Feat, Etta James,Led Zepplin,Social Distortion,Erykah Badu,Metallica, Everything But the Girl,Otis Redding,Rat Dog,David Bowie,Cake,Rage Against the Machine,Interpol,Stevie Knicks,Fleetwood Mac, Beastie Boys,Dee Lite,Dirty Vegas,Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Dirty Dozen Brass Band,Violent Femmes,Stevie rAY vAUGHN,Peter Gabriel, BT,Alien Ant Farm, Beck, Kraftwerk,Garbage,Punjabi MC,RICK JAMES BIATCH,G love and special sauce,Oasis, English Beat, The Specials,The String Cheese Incident....to be continued

Movies:

Star Wars!, Lord of the Rings, Willow,The Princess Bride, Ledgend, The Labyrinth, The Fifth Element, Tank Girl, Party Girl, Young Frankenstein,Blazing Saddles, Moll Flanders, Gone With the Wind., The Crow, L. A. Story, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, House Of Flying Daggers, TenchiMuyo in Love, Benny and Joon,Romeo and Juliet, Hackers, Groove Tube, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Strange Days, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Fried Green TOMATOES, Dazed and Confused,Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Grosse Pointe Blank, High Fidelity,Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles,Van Helsing,Beetlejuice, Dracula, Interview with a Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Foxfire, Nostradamus, Chutney Popcorn, Monsoon Wedding, Bad Santa,Hard Day's Night,Little Bhudda, Kudun, Seven Years in Tibet, Ghost in the Shell, Hard Boiled, True Lies, Pulp FIction,Back to the Future, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Freeway, Bound, Snatch, Space Balls, The Notebook, Little Women,Fantasia, Cinderella, Slleping Beauty, Tuck Everlasting,Being John Malkovitch, Ledgends of the FALL, Indochine, X-men,Dirty Shame, Serial Mom, Polyester, Cecil B. Demented, Pink Flamingoes,Gia, easy Rider, Addams' Family, Bell, Book And Candle,Coal Miner's Daughter,Muppet Treasure Island, Mi Vida Loca, The Turning Point, Like Water For Chocolate,Bio Dome, Encino Man, Son in Law, The Godfather,Dr Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange,Gigi, An American In PAris, Rear Window, Indiana Jones,Lawence of Arabia, Fight Club, The Wizard of Oz, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, It Happened One Night, That HAmilton Woman, The Road to.....Movies w/ Bing Crosby and Bob Hope, Two Mules for Sister Sara,Mad MAx, Trainspotting, Monsters, Inc., Robin Hood:Pronce of Theives, Red Sonja, Conan The Barbarian, Groundhog Day, Twelve Monkeys, Underworld,Pirates Of the Caribbean,Alladin,Airplane, Empire of the Sun, Swing Kids,Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington,Anna Kareninna,Westside Story,Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The LAst Temptation of Christ,Hunt For Red October, ANY James Bond....to be continued...

Television:

Lost, Smallville, House, CSI-I like reruns of Xena-alot-you can make fun of me now.

Books:

Anything written by Laurell K. Hamilton, Anne Rice, Timothy Zahn, Robert Heinlein, Frank Herbert, Marrion Zimmer Bradley, Jrr Tolkien, John Berendt, christopher Rice, Douglas Aaddams, Orson Scott Card, Ayn Rand, Dante Alegheri, Frederick Nietze, Sun Tzu's Art of war, Homer, Margaret Mitchell, Alexandra Ripley, Shakespeare, Bhagavad-Gita, Seven Years in Tibet & the Art of Happiness, Ovid-Metemorphoses,and trashy Star Wars novel I can get my hands on, the Gunslinger series by Stephen King, the Theif of allways by Clive Barker, ANYTHING BY HUNTER S THOMPSON, Micheal Chrichton,

Heroes:

Pooty Tang.......Mango....and Snorks........

My Blog

Irie Videos

"Sad Smile, Funny Face"- "My name is MUD"- "ABC's"- ...
Posted by Starkishaisnotherself on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:47:00 PST

Fraggage

I hope today is less eventful than yesterday. And I'm going to the tattoo parlor. Does that even make sense? Yesterday was whack. Today must be better. And it's fucking cold outside. Damn....
Posted by Starkishaisnotherself on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:42:00 PST

Al Caholic

suddenly, like a flash I realized that watching football really sucks when you have no beer. Interesting....
Posted by Starkishaisnotherself on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:57:00 PST

Gobbles

I suck at life but I fucking rock at cooking Thanksgiving. Hard core bitches!   Sorry. Still eating the leftovers and even they kick ass. Damn.
Posted by Starkishaisnotherself on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:35:00 PST

Insomina

why the fuck am I awake. Really?
Posted by Starkishaisnotherself on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:34:00 PST

All you Suwannee goers...

SCREW YOU! I am super fucking jealous. 'Cause I can't go. Damn you!!!!!   So have fun, be safe, ride a damn golf-cart, and tell me all about it so I can live vicariously through you. K?...
Posted by Starkishaisnotherself on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:54:00 PST

Do it bitches.

Watch my damn video. Or my army of muthatruckin' kittens will get you and then commit  suicide.
Posted by Starkishaisnotherself on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST

Every Day...

I am utterly consumed with love for my child. She is so wonderful I don't know what I'd do without her.
Posted by Starkishaisnotherself on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:43:00 PST

Seven Head

It's soooooooooo much bigger than a four-head. And it's all mine.
Posted by Starkishaisnotherself on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:49:00 PST

And the motto for the year is....

FUCK ALL. Fuck it all. Fuck all of it. Oy vey. Fiddle-sticks and such.  
Posted by Starkishaisnotherself on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST