I am the only Italia!!!! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is not important. The only thing you need to know is that I is Italia!!!! I like Italias and only Italias. If you is Mexico, don't talk to me. If you is Aiso, don't talk to me. If you is Canado, don't talk to me. If you is Africo, don't talk to me. If you is Australio, don't you be talkin' to me! If you is Americo, don't talk to me. If you is Hungario, don't talk to me. If you is Swedo, don't talk to me. If you is Iro, don't talk to me. If you is being a God damned Scotto, DON'T YOU GOD DAMNED TALK TO ME!!!! Fo' Jeesoos sake! Why don't you just be Italia fo' Christs sakes!?! The only other thing I can say to you is..... Little Italia is fake. You can't experience life until you experience it while being Italia. Italia fo' EVA!!!! MySpace Codes

My Interests

Being Italia, Eating pasta, Meatballs, The Italia Football Team!!!!!! GO ITALIA!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Only Italias!!!!!! No Afganistos, Frankos, Beenos, Germos, Austrios, Russos, etc, etc... and God so I can tell him that he's doing things all wrong.

Music:

Paolo Conte, Pino Daniele, Angelo Branduardi, Claudio Baglioni, Adriano Celentano, Lucio Battisti, Domenico Modugno, Eros Ramazzotti, Nilla Pizzi, and of course the Italia National Anthem!

Movies:

Every God Father EVER!!!!!, Goodfellas, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Scarface, The Untouchables, Once Upon a Time in America, Mickey Blue Eyes, A Bronx Tale.

Television:

The Sopranos.

Books:

I've only read one book in my life. It was the onle i wrote. It's called "How to be a REAL Italia.... Fo' Eva.".

Heroes:

God, Jesus, The creature of my mother country.