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LaurGar

Everytime I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am.

About Me

...........I do it for the joy it brings, cause I am a joyful girl. Cause the world owes me nothing, and we owe each other the world. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............... ....................I ain't no Satan. You can't save me, you can't save me, I said. I'm just the way my mama made me, my mama made me ............................................................ ............................................................ ............ whateverlife.com

My Interests

clay and his tushie

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

someone who thinks that tom cruise is straight.

Music:

band of the week: wham

Movies:

Wordplay, Borat, Little Miss Sunshine, The Labyrinth, Zoolander, Saving Grace, Team America, Battle Royale, Blood Diner, MonkeyShines, Death to Smoochy, Wet Hot American Summer, Royal Tenenbaums, Boondock Saints, 15 and Pregnant, Dog Show, Napolean Dynamite, Closer, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine, Finding Nemo, TMNT, Saved, Being John Malkovich, School of Rock, Every 9 Seconds, She's Too Young, Empire Records, Newsies, Dogma, Hedwig, Snatch, Donnie Darko, A League of Their Own, Mean Girls, Identity, Memento, Scream 3, American Beauty, Man on the Moon, Half Baked, Ordinary People, Dawn of the Dead, The Sandlot, Billy Madison....etc.

Television:

Almost anything on Adult Swim, especially Family Guy, Sealab, Aqua Teen, and Robot Chicken. Golden Girls is probably my favorite show ever (especially the Chicken Little episode), Spongebob, The Real World and all the challenges, all that celebrity stuff on VH1, Blind Date, ummm....Who's Wedding is it anyway. ok, that's enough....

Books:

Me Talk Pretty One Day, Lullaby, e.e. cummings poetry, Geek Love, Closer, Proof, Harry Potter, Phantom Tollbooth, Catcher in the Rye, The Weekly World News, Matilda, Catch Me If You Can, Choke, Shakespeare, Sudoku

Heroes:

Jim Staudt, did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish that I could be....

My Blog

my boyfriend is too hot for his own good

within the past few months clay has been hit on more than ever in his entire life. let's let this sink in for a moment. ok. So he's found himself in these uncomfortable situations where people a...
Posted by LaurGar on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:47:00 PST

Check out this event: Holy crap, Lauren's coming home!

Hosted By: Lauren GartnerWhen: Dec 10th - 19thWhere: Philadelphia, PA USDescription:Lauren Gartner Click Here To View Event...
Posted by LaurGar on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:46:00 PST

profile update

Heck yeah!!I FINALLY gave in to the peer pessure (not as fun as the old one i knew at the basement, but never-the-less) and suped up my page.oooo...enjoy my new background and music for your listening...
Posted by LaurGar on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:38:00 PST

Gaby's Birthday

Gaby's birthday was a drunken extravaganza.Beer pong was in order, so we went to El Guapo's....where the service SUCKS ASS. In case I wasn't clear enough on Saturday night, I HATE EVERYONE WHO WORKS A...
Posted by LaurGar on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:00:00 PST

we're not friends

So....if i deleted you from my friends list.....it's cause i don't like you and we're not really friends. So get off my page and leave me alone.(except you Kyle...i like you)
Posted by LaurGar on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:03:00 PST

My Top 8

I feel that the coveted position of being in my "Top 8" should be reserved for those who actually check my MySpace and will get the thrill of seeing their own precious little faces on my site. So, w...
Posted by LaurGar on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 11:12:00 PST

It smells like campfire outside...

I rushed outside with marshmallows and hotdogs, but i don't see a damn fire anywhere!! Dude, it's fucking smokey tho, and there's ashes all over my porch. These fires are out of control! For those of...
Posted by LaurGar on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 10:01:00 PST

Reasons you shouldn't buy a bed from ebay :

1. The furniture outlet you're buying from is "a family own business for seven years" and doesn't even deal with the furniture; it comes from suppliers who deliver it. AKA - THEY don't even know what ...
Posted by LaurGar on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:00:00 PST

why is this so hard????

..to just be a fucking waitress!?! I'm sorry, but I think it's a little ridiculous that I have to take a 6 page written test before I can have my own tables. ESPECIALLY since I've HAD my own tables fo...
Posted by LaurGar on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:21:00 PST

stalkers!

How is it that two girls we met a month and a half ago can be so obsessed with us? It's a little frightening! And it's not just that they want to hang out ALL THE TIME, it's that they get PISSED when ...
Posted by LaurGar on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 05:08:00 PST