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About Me

1. I'm the closest thing to perfection. 2. I hate driving and anything related to cars. 3. I can't stand lies. 4. I love diet coke even if it gives me cancer. 5. I'm sleepy all the time. 6. I like white boys with dark hair. 7. When I'm bored I update my myspace. 8. I hate stupid people. 9. I like numbering things. 10. I'm Mexican. 11. I should go to the gym, but I dont. 12. I can type really fast, well not really, but fast enough. 13. I like candy. 14. I don't like Bush. 15. I like Rock en Espanol, mostly cuz I can understand everything. But other kinds of Rock are fine too. I like French Rock just cuz it sounds cute. 16. Oh I like French looking guys (whatever that means) 17. I like eating subways. Eat fresh. 18. I watch funny movies and scary movies. I try to stay away from romantic or sad movies just because they all make me cry, but they're fine sometimes. 19. I absolutely ADORE shopping. 20. School sucks, but I still like it. 21. I read books for fun, but I haven't had the time to read anything lately. 22. I like going to comedy shows. 23. I like funny people. 24. Shows I record: America's Next Top Model, America's Most Smartest Model, Hannah Montana, Degrassi, Forensic Files, The Sarah Silverman Show, etc.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I've met enough people in my life, and I can't remember names so, I only want to meet people that fit my very strict criteria: 1. You must not mind me calling you by other names. 2. Sometimes I'll make up cute nicknames for you, but you must realize that I do this not for love, but for lack of memory. 3. You should like typical stuff like movies, theme parks and all that shit I like. No sports please. Unless you are willing to train me, which I do not recomend. 4. You should be open minded, but not too openminded. 5. You MUST be very confident, as I am what people call brutally honest, unless I feel like making you happy, which won't happen to often. 6. Girls: don't be prettier than me. (hmm that only eliminates like what? 99% female population) 7. Boys: the hotter the better, unless you're gay, because if you are,6 applies to you (NOTE: not because you're a girl, but because my competition should always be less attractive than me) 8. You should pretent you care about my problems, unless I'm being too annoying, if I am, just totally ignore me. 9. You MUST know how to park, because you will have to park my car 99% of the time I drive. 10. You shouldn't want to hang out with me just because I will volunteer to drive. 11. If you drink, that's fine. I will not judge you. Even if you throw up, but try to avoid that please. 12. If you do drugs, that's fine. Just don't do them around me. Or ask me for money. 13. If you smoke, that's not fine. 14. If you are straight edge, that's fine. But PLEASE I don't wanna hear anything about how people that abuse alcohol have like no self-respect and all that BS. Live a little and shut up. 15. For friend enquiries: You must know about personal space and all that. You cannot hug me, unless I'm crying or it's my birthday or something like that. 16. For romantic enquiries: You must not lie. Or have gang related tatoos, or tattoos on neck, face or head. Piercings are fine all over. 17. For booty-call enquiries: Sorry, all positions are currently taken. Ha ha. 18. You should have a Verizon cell phone or at least avoid calling during the day. Txts are fine at any time.

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:

Nope. Everyone sucks

My Blog

I’m inlove

I was driving minding my own business, and I saw this hot guy riding a yellow bike. AND he was wearing NO shirt. Obviously, I fell inlove. Was he cold? Probably Do I care? Not really, he was just mak...
Posted by My name is Viv on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:12:00 PST

Stuff in my head

As some people might already know, I almost died of a very bad case of flu. My illness made me realize that I've been wasting my short life quiet badly. Now that I have been in this world for 22 years...
Posted by My name is Viv on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:32:00 PST

Reasons why men suck but rock

they suck because.... 1. They seem to like you, but then they don't call back. 2. they say they're "on business trips" but they call you drunk at 2 am. 3. They are jelous all the time, but they preten...
Posted by My name is Viv on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:28:00 PST