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Bill Beck

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About Me

Instant Message me and find out: Bskwizzle no seriously. IM the shit outta me. do it! ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- Help Wanted

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My Interests

----------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- Being Awesome, Killing Evil Robots, Hulkamania, Comedy Writing, Being Scared of Monsters, Being the Best Bill I Can Be, Cabo San Lucas, Farting, Burritos the Size of My Head, Cheeseburgers, Waterslides, Rollercoasters, ATV's, Hamburgers, Boxes Full of Money, more to come after this break.......

I'd like to meet:

People who like to eat some cheeseburgers and then kick ass and take names. they would then have to challenge me to a taco eating contest. Or some other types of people too.-------------------------------------------------------- -- EAT THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA SOME PASTA, BROTHER!!! ----------------------------------------------------------

Music:

the only music that i will allow myself to listen to is the theme song from In Living Color. ---------------------------------------------------------- all that other crap out there can shove it... oh and the Humpty Dance.... ---------------------------------------------------------- OOOHHH and Nightmare On My Street by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.

Movies:

Super Troopers, Club Dread, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journy, Shawshank Redemption, Cinderella Man, Rocky, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Teen Wolf, Being John Malcovich, The Big Lebowsky, Blow, Starsky & Hutch, Back to the Future, Star Wars, Freddy Got Fingered, Boogie Nights, Fight Club, Pootie Tang, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Stand By Me, Kill Bill, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Superdewd, Resevior Dogs, Punch Drunk Love, The Aviator, Sin City..... i will add more later when i feel like it.

Television:

Married With Children, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, Penn and Teller: Bullshit... blah blah blah, too drunk to add more...

Books:

Books just piss me off. They are for dinglebags and doucheberries.

Heroes:

---------------------------------------------------------- Hulk Hogan, ---------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- Mr. T, ---------------------------------------------------------- and Apollo Creed. ---------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------

My Blog

Bill Becks Ankle Surgery (UPDATED TUES NOV 27TH)

Tuesday, November 20th 2007 Nikki and I drug ourselves out of bed in the wee hours of the morning and cast off sleepily to Brotman Medical Center in Culver City, CA. We arrived at Brotma...
Posted by Bill Beck on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:25:00 PST

Is Bill Beck Having Surgery????? (updated Thursday, November 15th)

Howdy folks. The last time I wrote about the condition of my ankle, I told you that I would most likely not need surgery. Well, unfortunately that doctor didn't know what the hell he was talking ab...
Posted by Bill Beck on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:55:00 PST

I Support the Rights of Writers

Even though I technically have to cross the picket line, I support the rights of writers.It's ridiculous to tell the creative minds behind every scripted thing produced that they don't deserve to shar...
Posted by Bill Beck on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:25:00 PST

An Update On The Condition of My Crippled Foot [updated 10/23}

As you all know, I've had a fucked up foot for about 3 and a half months now and have recently begun limping down the long road to recovery. The torn ligament and tendon in my foot still hurts l...
Posted by Bill Beck on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:15:00 PST

MY FOOT AND A SEXY/FUN GAME!!!!! COME ON DOWN!!!!

Hi kids. As many of you know or don't know, I've had a fucked up foot for the past 3 months or so. I recently found out that I tore a ligament and a tendon and have to go through a month of physical ...
Posted by Bill Beck on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:54:00 PST

IS OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH UNDER ATTACK??

footage of University Police Department using excessive force on a student asking a question of Senator Kerry. The student's name is Andrew Meyers and he was arrested on September 17, 2007 for disturb...
Posted by Bill Beck on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:20:00 PST

Tranny-Headed Hoe: The Don Imus Tranny

This morning my writing partner, Mike Spear, and I had a pitch meeting with an internet TV company. The meeting took place near the corner of Santa Monica Blvd and La Brea Ave in West Hollywood, CA. ...
Posted by Bill Beck on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:59:00 PST

[part 2] DNA Tests Confirming Paternity Should Be Mandatory (continued)

Here is another good CNN example of why mandatory DNA testing should be a mainstay.  CNN Story: Man learns he didn't father child, but he won't get child support back The man and the women shoul...
Posted by Bill Beck on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:00:00 PST

[part 1] DNA Tests Confirming Paternity Should Be Mandatory

A man in Florida is being forced to pay $10,000 dollars in back child support as well as $305 dollars per month for the next 3 years. Click Here For the CNN Report About This Case He is being forced t...
Posted by Bill Beck on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:20:00 PST

Michael Moore kicks Wolfe Blitzers ass on CNN

(stolen from www.perezhilton.com)   Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore was on CNN's Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer on Tuesday, promoting his new movie about healthcare, Sicko, and went on an e...
Posted by Bill Beck on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:40:00 PST