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About Me

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. And by that I mean I have four dollars on me at the moment, and I can taste things. About me, let's see..ah, well, I attended Juliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague, and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty seven times, and it keeps gettin' funnier every single time I see it! Sorry, I tend to randomly quote movies. Well, I actually graduated from Edinboro University in PA for animation, where it snows most of the year, but we try to make the most of it. The people there are some of the greatest I've met in my life. I'm now trying to make my way in the world today, it takes everything you've got. I'm one of those people who is always happy, but I'm not gonna be all smiley to the point where ya wanna puke. I just happen to have the coolest chemical imbalance. I'm really into money and physical appearances(just kidding). I think watching quality programing such as Pee-Wee's Playhouse and The Muppet Show as a child may have seriously effected my humor gland. I'm quite the goofball/cornball and ya gotta have an overdeveloped sense of humor to fully enjoy my ways. I currently am taking on the city of Pittsburgh, PA and can see myself going anywhere else this wild ride takes me/////////That was my finger slipping,but I like it so it will stay. The most important thing to me are my family and friends. When they are happy, I'm happy. I guess to sum up my personality, I'm a Toys R' Us kid. So break out the legos baby! What?


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I'd like to meet:

A girl with a smooth liquidation, Einstein, both ends, John Lennon, a tasty burger, partiers, people from different cultures, friends I haven't seen in a while, Jesus, Chris Farley, Mike Ward, H.R. Puffunstuff (scratch that, he's a frickin weirdo), a dinosaur (preferably from a safe distance), Brak, The Beastie Boys, The Offspring, Tone Loc, Mortimer Ichabod Marker, The Living Tribunal, The Dali Lama, The Hulk, Jim Henson, Socrates (even though I would have no idea what he was saying, I think he would be good at charades), Bill S. Preston Esquire, Bill Cosby, Bill Brasky, Billy the Kid, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Bill Beck (in L.A.),Fats Domino and Chubby Checker at a bar, a talking dog, an alien, a ghost, the Ghostbusters (just in case), Pee-Wee Herman, Mr. Rodgers, Joe Negri, my future self, my past self, Death (if that's your real name!), God, nymphomaniacs, people who like to give away money, Emmet Otter (before he put a hole in the washtub, that dumb bastard), Marty McFly, good hearted people, open minded people, you.

My Blog

Flippin through my thoughts

My feet smell like dogs right now, probably should do something bout that. Hot Chocalate Pop Tarts don't taste much different than normal chocalate ones. Why's Ray Charles so damn happy! I wish that g...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:00:00 GMT

This is my brain on dogs. Ramble On!

This is what happens when your first five hours of every morning are without human interaction. Since dogs are horibibible conversationalists my mind leaves the house, waves to his mind neighbor and w...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:54:00 GMT

Island time Go!

Dammit! I miss my Jersey crew! What the hell, can't we all just buy an island and live there? I'm starting an adopt an island foundation. Everybody send me the money (as much as possible) and I'll tak...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 13:22:00 GMT

Headin West

All right people, I'm finally movin out to Pittsburgh. Yeaahhhh! Wooooo! Git er done! O'doyle rules! And so does San Diemas High School football! I'll be there tomorrow. Phone will be gettin switched ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 13:42:00 GMT

The Doors live in Pittsburgh!

Check it and then direct it. Ok so we make up flyers and ads for the paper and things of that sort and nature, about "The Doors" playing live in Pittsburgh at your house. The flyer will say something ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:06:00 GMT

Legends of Springsteen!

Ok, so my cousin Chris is bartending at this, uh, bar. And Bruce Springsteen came in and dry vaccumed the keg fridge! For real! Not for false! Hahahahaha! So I guess the stories are true. He really is...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:39:00 GMT

Ode to the Boro

There once was a guy named Ray,who will be in the Boro this Saturday.He might do a dance,without any pants,and then people will say "Hey, put your pants back on! This isn't that kind of party! Really!...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:48:00 GMT

THE RAY MASTERS PA TOUR 06!

Here ye! Here ye! I'ma gonna be in Pittsburg next Thurs. (23?) and Fri. and then Edinboro on Sat. and Sun.! So get ready for a rootin tootin time. Hopefully less tooting than rooting. I haven't seen y...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:47:00 GMT

My animation is on google! Cool!

You read the subject, check it out: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7666498646408611873& amp;q=
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:59:00 GMT

New Enterprises

So whada ya think? Why should blind people be hoggin up all the damn dogs? I'm gonna start a service for the deaf, "Hearing Ear Dogs"! Yeah, they'll just like nudge the deaf person on the side of them...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 13:52:00 GMT