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Sometimes Life It Moves To Slow

Ahhhhh dogs. Sure I like dags, I like caravans more.

About Me

Although not formally diagnosed I'm totally insane. I suffer from acute paranoia and insomnia. Some would say I'm psychotic and others just say I'm eccentric. Either way it's all the same if you ask me. Teletubbies are evil and you shouldn't let your children watch them. I have isolated myself from most of the people I know and love much to their dismay. My mind pulls me in too many directions making it difficult to complete even the most simple of tasks. My body hurts and is aging from stress and the lack of a good diet and exercise program. I am a workaholic like my father before me. I eat toothpaste. If depression was like a well then I'm at the bottom. My wife pretends like I don't exist. It must be the drugs. They stole her away from me. I blame myself sometimes. I should have been there for her when she lost her pet gold fish. He meant alot to her and she always would talk to him about how I don't pay enough attention to her. If only I had not over fed him he'd be alive today. Oh I forgot, I'm not married. My insomnia has taken over my life. Believe me I would rather be a bear. Everyday is exacly the same. I wake up early morning and can't go back to sleep. Then I have a staring contest with the wall. I'm getting good at it unfortunately. I once dated a girl who turned out to be a robot. I hear knocking. It's the door and I must open it.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other Humanoids, Insects and if possible Dinosaurs, Transformers, The Lochness Monster and Michael Jackson.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails. Depeche Mode. Faith No More. Nitzerebb. Nirvana. New Order. Marilyn Manson. Alice In Chains. Sound Garden. Led Zepplin. The Doors. Rush. U2. Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Movies:

Donnie Darko. Snatch. Fight Club.