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Gravedigger Doug

The monkey is not for sale!

About Me

Me? You wanna know about me?


Body covered with large, horny, epidermal scales. Skull elongate. Teeth absent. Long, extensile tongue. Five toes on each foot; forelegs short, claws long and stout for digging; hindlegs longer, with short nails on digits. Found only in western Africa and southern Asia.

There, is that personal enough for you?

My Interests

My interests are you, you,and you! I want to know what you like, what you hate, and what makes you tick.

(Especially what makes you tick, because that tick of yours is really starting to make me nervous...)

WOW! Here's OFFRAMP!


(I'm in OFFRAMP. This piece of improvisation we call "Cactus Sucking": ..

WMNF88.5fm, Tampa: Most Monday nights at 10:30 in the "Soundstage" slot, as well as Streaming on Demand at:
WMNF ARCHIVES

I'd like to meet:

No, I'm not allowed to actually meet people. So let's just listen to my character voice over demo instead, shall we?

Dave Waterman's Character Voice demo:

Music:

Hey! Here's a picture of my latest device for musicalesque noise-making:

It's a Turkish 12 stringed banjo thing! A cümbüs.

Andy McKee of CANDYRAT RECORDS:

..Elvis Costello, Jonathan Coulton, Kelly Joe Phelps, Randy Newman, Leonard Cohen, The Duhks, Madeleine Peyroux, Ramones, Tracy Bonham, The Low & Sweet Orchestra, Beck, Los Straightjackets, They Might Be Giants, Violent Femmes, Fats Waller, FrouFrou, Detroit Cobras, Ben Folds Five, Webb Wilder, Trane, Monk, Miles, Aquabats, Flogging Molly, Iron & Wine, Snow Patrol, Sixpence None the Richer, The Beatles, The Clash, Pogues, Annie Lennox, The Black Keys, John Gorka, Lloyd Cole, James Taylor, Empty Hats, Ry Cooter, Raul Malo, Tom Waits...

Punjab Bhangra music rocks, but some of the images that go along with it seem so incongruous...

Movies:

Not a movie, but it oughta be:

Television:

Firefly, Dave Chappell, SouthPark, Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Sopranos, most of the Star Trek series franchise, original Twilight Zones, Twin Peaks, first three seasons of Junkyard Wars, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, AbFab, first 5 seasons of X-Files, Eureka, Lost, Heroes, Closer to Truth, and that show on the Discovery HD channel where you watch birds standing around as the sun comes up...

Books:

I dunno, but I do know this:
"At high tide the fish eat ants; at low tide the ants eat fish."

Heroes:

Helpdesk

My Blog

Offramp

"Brain and brain! What is brain?!" If you replace the word "brain" with the word "Offramp" you'll get an idea of what I have to put up with every damn time I leave my house and walk around in public. ...
Posted by Colonel Pangolin on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST

Shameful self-promotion!

I just realized that I've not been using this MySpace.. thing to pimp my voiceover career or my radio show. I woke in a cold sweat repeating the words, "If you blog it, they will come." I really have ...
Posted by Colonel Pangolin on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST