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Heather

FACT: Pigs orgasm for 30 minutes. I wanna be a pig

About Me

Silly and great sense of humor. Laid back, love to do most everything......except bowling. Gross! I REFUSE to have fecal matter stuck under my nails! Love good conversation, and a sense of humor. But if you wanna brag about things that are materialistic things in life, hate braggers! Open-minded and sense of self, hate politics. Simple, hate flashy, arogant people. Those are usually the ones who hate themselves and having nothing descent to say about anything! Not attractive, whatsoever! Have awesome friends, mostly from highschool. Not many enemies, Id like to think at least. Love hard working and multiskilled. Hate couch potatoes. Outdoors, camping, skinny dipping, drinking Bud, campfires, fishing, pig wrestling(every year in Crivitz)...it's tradition! Yes....pigs. Strickly Dickley..........HATE getting hit on by women...cuz my short hair. Harleys and Big Dogs..........love riding............ cowboys too! If I can change my oil in my car..........he better too! I'm super silly, tehehehe!! Love thunder storms, haunted houses scare me, I call in sick to work when there's more than 2 inches of snow-I work in Milwaukee, some dayI plan on buying a old farm in Montana and fixing it up, buy a few horses, lay in a hammock all day, learn how to restore an old pick up truck, learn how to garden, go skydiving................. Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Browse Layouts


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My Interests

Psychology freak! Totally interesting. Outdoor stuff, shopping....online, swimming, soccer, love school.......sick, I know. Outdoor fests, beer tents, partying, grape vodka, Red Bull, Lucky Jeans, American Eagle, music, Dippin Dots, lip gloss, vanilla mint gum, red nail polish, camping, canoeing, whitewater rafting, kayaking...haven't done it yet though. Laying in the sun, biking, blue moon ice cream, strawberry steamers, hot wings..Mmmmmmm...

I'd like to meet:

I'll know when I meet him........... Sense of humor...PLEASE!!! No toothless wonders!

Music:

Old school..........Eagles, Don Henley, John Cougar, Bad Company, Fleetwood Mac, Peter Gabriel, Lynard Skynard, Zepplin, obssessed with Bruce Springsteen, love Prince...he is SASSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYY!!! Country makes me wanna slit my wrists.......well, not literally. A tiny bit of country is ok. Violent Femmes, NIN, Korn, Staind, ...........

Movies:

SAW, Life of David Gale, Secret Window, original Psycho, Seven, Boys Don't Cry, Road Trip, Mystic Pizza, Sixteen Candles, On Golden Pond, most horror...that's my first choice. Superstar....absolute BEST!!! any SNL with Molly Shannon. Hilarious! Tear jerkers...........Message in a Bottle, Pay it Forward, Color Purple.........

Television:

A&E, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Animal Planet, Intervention, Real World, Court TV, Lifetime, SNL, Cops, Trama Life in the ER, American Chopper, Gilligans Island, Seinfeld, and Discovery Health

Books:

Ah, only college books at the moment.....otherwise I'm a magazine freak! Women's Health, SELF, Fitness, Real Simple, and People.

Heroes:

No heros, just individuals that I admire for their strength and determination to fight debilitating disease and illness..............take a walk through Children's Hospital of Wisconsin, the 4th floor, it's quite humbling.....