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Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!!

I take the the out of psychotherapist

About Me

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So it's been a while since I edited this part ;) I figured, since a lot has changed for me since I first became addicted to myspace, it was about time to update my profile a little. Now, where to start ... I still come equipped with a very bad sense of humor (one thing that I am sure will never change) ;) I have been known to offend many people ... on purpose of course. I am STILL the quiet neighbor with the big freezer. I feel if you can't take a joke, you are missing out on a lot in life! I love to laugh ... I love, even more, the people that make me do so. Been with my boyfriend (soon to be husband) for a little over fourteen years. We just found out we are expecting our first baby and couldn't be happier! I despise weak people that wallow in their own self-pity ... get a shrink. Jealous people drive me fucking crazy ... they should all be murdered. I love animals (especially cats). Music and art are two of my huge passions. I have the best sisters in the whole wide world and a great bunch of friends! I am really enjoying be pregnant so far, especially with how big my tits have gotten! That's about all I can think of right now ... since I have a really bad case of gas that is preventing me from thinking too much. Holly's Place "Don't Breed or Buy While Millions Die" My Little Sweetie Pie! ..

My GORGEOUS neice Megan My Baby on the left Chris on the right

My Interests


Music, drawing, painting (watercolor), exercise, beer, laughing a lot, sex, laying out in the sun, watching movies, spankings, shoes, poking dead things with a stick, camping, running around naked, animals, redbull and I love to cook. I am addicted to fabric softener, men's flannels, air freshener and cheeseburgers. Things I am not interested in: Insecure people ... they should all be burned alive. Jake, Mike and Lori's hubby Jon I am 80% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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I'd like to meet:

Cool people with a sick sense of humor (must be funny funny funny). I dont mind if your mind is in the gutter ;) And I can't stand people that feel sorry for themselves ... I don't think anything annoys me more.

Music:

I love everything except country, polka and rap (besides Eminem of course). I have way too many to list in this small space ;) Pantera has a very special place in my heart and When it comes to lyrics ... Fiona Apple is a GOD. Old Metallica, pretty much anything from the 80's (I was born with the "big hair" gene), AC/DC, Danzig (yes, I want to have Glenn's baby), Nine Inch Nails, The Doors, Guns n' fucking Roses, Christina Aguilera, Avril Lavigne, Billy Idol, Billy Squire, The Black Crowes, Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Godsmack, Garbage (GO MADTOWN!), Gwen Stefani, Incubus, Hendrix, Joan Jett, Lita Ford, Pink, Korn, Slayer, Marilyn Manson, My Chemical Romance, Orgy, Ozzy, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Scorpions, Skid Row, Staind, Stevie Nicks, Tesla, Tom Petty, Tool, Van Halen (NOT Van Hagar), White Stripes, Boomkat, Madonna (old stuff), Eminem, Billy Holiday, Johnny Lang, The Carpenters (fuck off I can't help it LOL), Linkin Park, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Slayer, L7, Steve Miller Band, that one song by Kelly Clarkson, Dope, TONS more I am probably forgetting and whatever I have playing on this site at the current moment. To the people that know me really well: Let me know if I forgot any ;)

Movies:

Natural Born Killers (my fave movie and soundtrack of ALL TIME ... no other movie can even come CLOSE to comparing to this Oliver Stone MASTERPIECE!), Prozac Nation, Less Than Zero, Girl Interrupted .... pretty much any movie about self-destruction. Prey For Rock n' Roll, Cruel Intentions (the first one), Napolean Dynamite, Gone With The Wind, Porn, Any movie with Johnny Depp, Pulp Fiction, Jawbreaker, The Breakfast Club, American Beauty, Grease, Heathers, The Lost Boys, Casino, Fight Club, Blow, Almost Famous, Kill Bill (Volume one and two), White Oleander, St Elmos Fire, The Doors, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (cuz it's an awesome movie to watch while on LSD), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Psycho I and II, Anchorman, West Side Story, Walk The Line, Sixteen Candles (any movie with 'The Brat Pack'), The Notebook(cried for hours after that one), Scarface, The Rules of Attraction, X-Men (both of them), There's Something About Mary, Dodgeball, Rockstar, Gia, Resident Evil (both of them), Thirteen, Urban Cowboy, Spun, any Alfred Hitchcock movie, The Virgin Suicides, EARLY Stephan King shit ie: Cujo, Carrie, Christine ... yada yada, Mommie Dearest, The first ten minutes of Ghost Ship (the rest of that movie sucks big cock) but that murder scene kicks some serious ass, The Neverending Story, ANY (and I mean ANY) horror flick. I am a huge fan of Jimmy Stewart. Oh yeah ... any Vincent Price flick ... my Mother once told me, the only way she could get me to stop crying when I was a baby was to put me in front of the TV and let me watch a Vincent Price movie .... and I don't think that fucked me up at all ;)

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I own all seven seasons cuz I am a fanatic LOL), Desperate Housewives, Laguna Beach, The Real World ... yes I am lame ;) Football (GO DALLAS!) and ANYTHING on The Animal Planet (I am a huge animal lover) and not in a sexual way for you fucking PERVS out there (TROY!).

Books:

Anything by Jackie Collins and OLD Stephen King. 'Johnny Got His Gun' by Dalton Trumbo is a MUST READ!

Heroes:

Jenna Jameson, My best friend Dawn and Jenny McCarthy (cuz she is hot and hilarious)

My Blog

In pain ...

In case anyone is wondering why I haven't been around in a while ... I got the flu last weekend and puked so hard I ended up pulling the ligaments around my tailbone.   It makes it very diff...
Posted by Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!! on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

In 3 Weeks!!!!!

I find out in exactly three weeks what I am having!!! YAY I cannot wait!!!  January 24 at 2:00pm!
Posted by Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!! on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:54:00 PST

Expecting

I found out yesterday that Joe and I are expecting a baby :) and we couldn't be happier!  This is our first baby ... I am so excited.  If it is a girl, I already plan to name her Dallas ... ...
Posted by Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!! on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST

Kimmy and the new baby (Sarah)

 
Posted by Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!! on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:35:00 PST

And some more art ...

 
Posted by Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!! on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:29:00 PST

Some of my artwork


Posted by Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!! on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:26:00 PST

Bulletin Hog Fuckheads

FUCKING-A!!!!!!  Is it really necessary to post 10 bulletins in a row?  No one gives a fuck that you are "for sale".  No one cares that "you are going to sleep now".  No one gives ...
Posted by Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!! on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:57:00 PST

They Lied

Those fuckers LIED! You CAN burn charcoal in the house and not die ... the bastards.
Posted by Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!! on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:02:00 PST

Things That Piss Off Glenn Danzig

- Girls who are fat - People who are homeless - Men who think they are as buff as him - Fags - Zima - Mixed drinks - Girls that spit,&. - Girls that dont swallow - Midgets that think they are tall - ...
Posted by Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!! on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 03:46:00 PST

No Pic ... No Request!

I WILL NOT approve friend requests unless you have a picture ... a REAL picture.  I am mostly here for the eye candy ... SO A PICTURE IS NECESSARY!  Don't waste my time or yours by sending a...
Posted by Dallas Has Finally Arrived!!!!!! on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 07:17:00 PST