we don't need no stinking badges
Music:
A mutant prototype of some sort. Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Movies:
Any such films that contain the word "ape" and/or "chimp" in the title......Fear and loathing, sideways, o brother where art thou?, cannonball run, earth girls are easy, FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!!!, donnie darko, big lebowski, rocky, beverly hillbillies, dogtown and z-boys,the science of sleep
Television:
is the old computer.
Books:
The kerouac catalogue, the bill waterson aka calvin and hobbes guy catalogue, fear and loathing, curse of lono, Doors of perception, hells angles, ronin, the Tao of Pooh, the Te of Piglet,death blossoms, Live from death row, my life as a gutter punk and the guide on how to take all your best material and put it in your myspace profile so you dont have a goddamn thing else to say to people cuz those were your only jokes for dummies, and the SAT's brought to you by frankenstein and the wolfman....Moby dick, heaven and hell, thus spoke zarathustra, and the adventures of tom sawyer and huckelberry finn.
Heroes:
jack kerouac, none of jack kerouac's fans, all my improv friends and my ensemble because improv is hard shit to do even though every fat dumpy kid from highschool thinks they can be the next chris farley...
David cross and bob odenkirk, BILL HICKS, cedric and omar for being the anti-lethargic league of the music world, Hunter S. Thompson, Ralph Steadman, Walt Disney, Mark Twain, Frank Miller, Bob Marley, homeless people, my friends, "the ones mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved."
Robocop, robocop 2 3 and 4, shakes the clown, my ipod, that sandwich, guys who tell chicks they have big tits without batting an eyelash, bette midler(no did YOU ever know your my hero?) and all the 911 victims jk those guys suck.
