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CHODE!

I'm a geek, spelt G double E K

About Me

I'm a smooth mother fucker!!!
I Love the beautiful mix of vitamin B6, B12 and caffeine
I'm real into getting hotter (losing acne, and... getting muscley
I'm pretty lazy
i get told... more or less daily that i "don't apply" myself
I'm Single now ... got a new hair cut too ;)
I'm Into quoting... Shakespeare, Wilde and awesome movies
i shat myself, unashamedely, almost every single day up until the age of 13
I study Media and English at chatham grammar for girls (not as much rat as you'd think)
I want to be a kickboxer/cage fighter... but i got no gumption
I'm pretty amazing at rapping... tbh probably the best most people have ever heard
I get wood while i'm looking at body builders in 'men's health' magazine
I hate smelly stuff... different people ... angry people (although i love me ... even when im angry)
... i hate that people don't think im fit enough to be a narcisist
I'm Pretty weedy
i'm intense at tramppoline ... dancing and sexual healing
I love showers and straihgtners
i'm into MMA atm
i love hellogoodbye (still) but would have to say R Kelly was the best artist of all time
I AM R00T... ADORE IEUAN!!
add me: [email protected]

My Interests

I love Francesca. She is an obscure corey.

I'd like to meet:

SAMWELL!!!

Music:

Alternative
Power Pop
Soul
Opera
Trance
Drumb and Bass
Hip-Hop
Accoustic
Nu-Rave
Hardcore
Happy Hardcore
Metal
Screamo
Pop Punk
Garage
Country
Blue Grass
Indie
Classic Rock
Punk
80's Pop
Blues
Jazz
Girme
R&B
Classical
Nerdcore Hip-Hop
Pop
SKA
Funk
Electronica
Disco
♥ My Chemical Romance & hearts;

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite
Donnie Darko.
Flashdance.
Dirty Dancing
.
Taladega Knights.
Anchorman.
Blades of Glory.
Akira.
Ghost in the Shell (1&2).
Superman Returns.
Batman Begins.
Spiderman (1&2).
300.
Sin City.
Daredevil.
Adam and Paul
House of Flying Daggers.
Hero.
Last Hero in China.
Clockwork Orange.
Full Metal Jacket.
Armagedon.
Foot Loose.
Pulp Fiction.
6th sense.
Grease.
Apocolypse Now.
Kiss of the Dragon.
Fat Albert.
Matrix.
Madagasca.
Pirates of the Carribean(1&2+3).
Detroit Rock City.
Waynes World 1.
Waynes World 2.
Lords of Dogtown.
Shrek.
Borat.
Chicago.
Moulin Rouge.
Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Troy .
Star Wars saga .
Chesca's mum's porn tapes.
Minority Report.
Girl Nextdoor.
Merchant in Venice.
Scarface.
Any Given Sunday.
Oceans 11,12+13.
James Bond.
Guns of Navarone.
Great Escape.
Bladerunner.
iRobot.
Mall Ratz.
Dogma.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Clerks 1.
Clerks 2.
The Sound Of Music
Enter the Dragon.
Way of the Dragon

Television:

Dog the bounty hunter.
Justice league.
The batman.
South Park.
Scrubs.
Family Guy.
King of the Hill.
Two and a Half Men.
King of Queens.
Simpsons.
Futurama.
Malcom in the Middle.
Star Trek (TOS,TNG,DSN).
Static Shock.
Walker Texas Ranger
That 70's Show.
Naruto.
Full metal alchemist.
X-files.

Books:

i read tonnes... Rushdie is up there in my faves but holding it down for J tu thu tolkein... i'll read anythign cuz im fucking insane... i have pretty much based my life around the works of tolkein :/

Heroes:

BETH!!! my beth-friend... see what i did there... yeah... fatty made a funny.
She's here because she rejected her best friend of 6 months to make me number one... we have bare ROFL's together and i love her even tho she is a bare creationist ¬_¬... i bring her flowers and cheer her up if i've taken the rippings too far or if shes just not happy :) shes probably the funniest girl i know... apart from my sister Kim who pwns all KIM FTW!!!