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About Me

Layne is 37%
Me? Kerry/Layne/Guitar Kid/Hippy/That One Kid Who Wore Skirts to School.
Important information:
- I play music
- I like music
- Everything I say is stupid; how stupid, exactly, is a matter of interpretation.
- You're not invited to mine and Milla Jovovich's wedding
- This sounds rather vagina-ular, but I have delusions of adequacy.
- If I had a nickle for everytime fuck you.
- There is a girl named Lindsey Dyan Henderson. She makes my heart flutter and my tummy fill with butterflies; A little-known fact is that Ben Gibbard is a time traveler, who went into the future and stole the song "Such Great Heights" from me, went back and rerecorded it before I could sing it to/about this girl. Conversely, I broke both his legs. I like Lindsey.
I hate Rachel Ray from the Food Network.

They built a statue of us...
And they put it on a mountain top...
umm. dibs.
My AIM SN: As I Layne Dying
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My Interests

Music
Friends
Other neat things.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

(Bands with stars mean I've seen them live)
3*
311
36 Crazyfists
3 Inches of Blood
10 Years*
AC/DC
Action Action
Aftermind*
Alice in Chains
Alkaline Trio
All That Remains*
A Perfect Circle**
Aerosmith
Audioslave*
At The Drive-In
As I Lay Dying*
Apocalyptica
Avenged Sevenfold
Bane*
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Beck
Bad Brains
Blind Melon
Billy Idol
Bikini Kill
Blood Has Been Shed
Ben Gibbard
Beethoven
Between the Buried and Me**
Bleeding Through*
Blood Brothers*
Blur
Bob Dylan
Blue Oyster Cult
Bob Marley
Bright Eyes
Bill Withers
Boston
Breaking Benjamin
Bury Your Dead
Cake
Candlebox
Chevelle
Clifton*
Chimaira
Coheed and Cambria**
Cream
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Cursive*
CKY
Converge*
Children of Bodom*
Danny Elfman
Danzig
David Bowie
Damageplan
Danger Mouse
Dead Kennedys
Deftones
Depeche Mode
Death From Above 1979
Dream Theater
Dragonforce*
Dimmu Borgir
Django Reindhardt
David Lee Roth
Dead to Fall
Dir En Grey
Dio
Deathmole
Dethklok
Death Cab for Cutie
Eagles of Death Metal
Elton John
Enter Shikari
Extreme
Evergreen Terrace*
Everclear
Eric Clapton
Evanescence
Every Time I Die*
Ezekiel 25:17*
Failure
Fall of Enosis
Falling Closer*
Flight of the Conchords
Foreigner
Flyleaf
Flogging Molly
Foo Fighters
Fleetwood Mac*
Frank Sinatra
Franz Ferdinand*
Gnarls Barkley
Glassjaw
Godsmack*
Green Day
Great White
God Forbid
Gorillaz
Gym Class Heroes
Guns 'N Roses
Haste the Day*
H.I.M
Heavens
Helmet
He Is Legend
HelloGoodbye
Heart
Hot Hot Heat
Iron Maiden
Iron & Wine
Idiot Pilot
I Am Ghost
Isis*
Iced Earth
Incubus*
In Flames*
Jimi Hendrix
Joe Satriani
John Mayer
Jay-Z
Judas Priest*
Janes Addiction*
Journey
John Lennon
Job For A Cowboy
John Williams
Johnny Cash
Jet*
Jefferson Airplane
KT Tunstall
Kanye West
Killswitch Engage*
Kings of Leon
Korn*
Kyuss
Lady Sovereign
Led Zeppelin
Lamb of God**
Lynyrd Skynyrd
MC Chris
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster*
Mastodon*
Maroon 5
Metallica*
Megadeth
Marcy Playground
Marvin Gay
MC5
mewithoutYou*
Mike and Layne*
Moby
Misery Signals*
Michael Jackson
Mercyful Fate
Motley Crue
Monster Magnet
Motorhead
Mozart
Mooseknuckle*
Mudvayne*
Muse
My Morning Jacket*
Nazereth
Nancy Sinatra
Nine Inch Nails
Neutral Milk Hotel
Nirvana
Norah Jones
Neil Diamond
Nevermore
Norma Jean*
O'Briens Enemy
Opeth*
Ozzy Osbourne
Outkast
Pantera
Paul McCartney
Paolo Nutini
Panic! At the Disco
Phish
Pig Destroyer
Phil Collins
Primus
Pearl Jam
Puscifer
Poison the Well
Pink Floyd
Protest the Hero
Quiet Riot
Queen
Queens of the Stoneage
Ra
Rage Against the Machine
R.E.M
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Regina Spektor
Reverend Horton Heat
Rose Moyer*
Rush
Saosin
Salmon Attack*
Saul Williams**
Slayer
Slipknot*
Showbread
Smashing Pumpkins
Simon and Garfunkel
Stone Temple Pilots
Stephen Lynch
Shelter Red*
Sublime
Soundgarden
Soulscar
Shinedown
Shiny Toy Guns
Skid Row
Shakira
She Wants Revenge*
Shadows Fall*
Shot in Reno
System of a Down
Steppenwolf
Steve Vai
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Strapping Young Lad
Stone Sour
Strung Out*
Tegan and Sara*
Tesla
Terror*
Ted Nugent
Tenacious D
The Black Dahlia Murder*
The Black Crowes
The Bled
The Beatles
The Chariot
The Cure
The Commitments
The Darkness
The Dave Matthews Band
The Decemberists
The Doors
The Dresden Dolls
The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Eagles
The Faint
The Flaming Lips
The Human Abstract
The Hollies
The Killers
The Fall of Troy
The Living End*
The Kinks
The Mars Volta*
The Misfits
The Offspring
The Police
The Postal Service
The Ramones
The Raconteurs
The Rolling Stones
The Steve Miller Band
The Secret Machines
The Temptations
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
The Von Bondies
The White Stripes
The Who*
The World/Inferno Friendship Society
The Yardbirds
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs*
The Zutons
Thin Lizzy
Thrice
Thursday
Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers
Tool*
Trivium*
Third Eye Blind
Tom Jones
Unearth*
Van Halen
Van Morrison
Velvet Revolver
White Zombie
Weezer
Wolfmother
Widespread Panic
Yngwie Malmsteen
Zao**
ZZ Top

Movies:

Pulp Fiction
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Resevoir Dogs
Alice in Wonderland
Sin City
This is Spinal Tap
Almost Famous
Rockstar
Desperado/Once Upon A Time in Mexico
Shaun of the Dead
Demolition Man(I thought your lifeforce had been prematurely terminated!)
Most Godzilla-related Movies
Donnie Darko
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Amelie
Garden State
Memento
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
BATTLE ROYAL
Anchorman
Thank You For Smoking
Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Anything with Jenna Jameson
School of Rock
Star Wars Trilogy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Emperor's New Groove
Wayne's World 1 and 2
Gladiator
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Breakfast Club
Brotherhood of the Wolf
All Batman Movies
All Indiana Jones Movies
Most James Bond Movies
tons more I'm too lazy to list....
..

Television:

Invader Zim
The Fairly Odd Parents
Reno 911
Spongebob Squarepants
Metalocalypse
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Moral Orel
VH1
Girls Gone Wild Infomercials
Food Network
The Super Mario Brothers Super Show
That reality show about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Tryouts
I don't watch much television, so eh

Books:

Terry Pratchett stuff
", said the shotgun to the head" by Saul Williams
"Hammer of the Gods"
"No One Here Gets Out Alive" Battle Royal
Good Omens
Michael Crihton stuff
I don't read nearly as much as I should

Heroes:

James Bond
Tom Morello
Chris Alder
Josh Scogin
Fuckin' Batman
The Ninja from Ask a Ninja
Glenn Danzig
Indiana Jones
Vince Vaughn
My friends and family (AWWW HOW SWEET :-p)

"I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that."

My Blog

I have decided...

...that I want to start a folky acoustic-esque band.well, I decided this a while ago.But I seriously want to assemble such happenings.I am looking for as many multi-instrumented people as possible. I ...
Posted by Layne is STUPID! on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST

The Grinch who stole Valentines Day

As most of you know, fast approaching is a controversial holiday known as Valentines Day.Now, ladies; For the past 18 Valentines Days, I, Layne (), have attempted to do my best to give you a wonderful...
Posted by Layne is STUPID! on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:08:00 PST

The Layne Test

Create your own Friend Quiz here...
Posted by Layne is STUPID! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:40:00 PST

Girls, please read

I give up.You win.All of you are terrible, evil creatures, save for a small group of you who escaped the girl training camp where you learn to be A) indecisive B) inconsiderate C) evil.To all women ev...
Posted by Layne is STUPID! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:47:00 PST

Guitar Lessons

I have decided to start selling myself in the form of guitar lessons.$10 an hourAvailable 7 days a week, most likely on location (IE: Wherever you live, unless C-Tran does not extend that far, t...
Posted by Layne is STUPID! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

we don't deserve an oddessy

Love of mine, where have you gone?We've been dead for far too long.This is lunacy; He fights like his jaw is made of glassI'll give him the concussion he already hasand yetit looks as though there is ...
Posted by Layne is STUPID! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:37:00 PST

New Girlfriend Application

I decided this was a more to-the-point girlfriend application;========================= Name: Will you be my girlfriend? (Put an X in the appropriate box) [ ] Yes[ ] No...
Posted by Layne is STUPID! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

Yelling "Fire!" in a Crematorium

Life has been crazy lately. I don't have internet at home. My home life is...not so great. Less great than its usual idle suckiness. My band situation is pretty up in the air right now, with us taking...
Posted by Layne is STUPID! on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

Vanity is a luxury vampires can't afford

The road to Hell was off the exit I took with good intentions. Sometimes you're the bad guy even when you're the right guy. Speaking - loving - lying A brief explaination obviously required; I don't l...
Posted by Layne is STUPID! on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:15:00 PST

The gift of scissors

I am not as dumb as you think I am. I am not as dumb as you think I am. I. am. not. as. dumb. as. you. think. I. am. I can write and read. Subtext, context, it all makes sense. Fear + Ignorance = Jeal...
Posted by Layne is STUPID! on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:08:00 PST