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James

Aheheh. I'm the Invisible MAD!

About Me

"From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - I could not bring
My passions from a common spring" -- Edgar Allan Poe, 'Alone'.
What a Pompous Ass this fellow must be! But it more or less defines him to a tee: quoting dead men from a desire to stand in their shiny, shiny shoes.
'...an embryo don, a man of solid reading and childlike humour...' -- Evelyn Waugh, 'Brideshead Revisited'
"...but for an occasional conversation... he would scarcely have spoken a dozen words in a week... Solitude fostered a sensitiveness which to begin with was extreme; the lack of stated occupation encouraged his natural tendency to dream and procrastinate and hope for the improbable. He was a recluse in the midst of millions, and viewed with dread the necessity of going forth to fight for daily bread." -- George Gissing, 'New Grub Street'.
"No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous -
Almost, at times, the Fool." -- T.S. Eliot, 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock'.
"What is a man anyhow? what am I? what are you?" -- Walt Whitman, 'Song of Myself'.
"Indeed, I am nothing but a wanderer and a pilgrim on this earth! And what more are you?" -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 'The Sorrows of Young Werther'.
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My Interests

Reeling and writhing.

I'd like to meet:

And I mean, REALLY like to meet... are more people like YOU!

Music:

Principally:

David Bowie

Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground

Vivian Stanshall and the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
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These artists are the only constants, my tastes being somewhat… eclectic? With everything else it is the case that I have, perhaps, a single album or merely one or two songs of which I acknowledge an approval of.

Movies:

The Addams Family
The Addams Family Values
A Scanner Darkly
Batman (1966)
Batman (1989)
Batman Returns
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Batman Begins
Belleville Rendez-vous
The Big Sleep
Blue Velvet
Capote
Casablanca
Citizen Kane
The Company of Wolves
Donnie Darko
The Elephant Man
Eraserhead
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Fargo
Frankenstein
The Bride of Frankenstein
I Heart Huckabees
INLAND EMPIRE
The Innocents
Insomnia
The Invisible Man
Labyrinth
The Last Unicorn
Laurel and Hardy (silent shorts and 'talkies')
The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Lost Highway
Memento
Mirrormask
Monty Python's And Now For Something Completely Different
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Mulholland Drive
The Nightmare Before Christmas
1984
Notes on a Scandal
Oliver!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
One Hour Photo
Pan's Labyrinth
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
The Prestige
Rebecca
The Simpsons Movie
Sin City
Sir Henry at Rawlinson's End
Sleepy Hollow
The Spider-Man trilogy
Superman
Superman II
Thank You For Smoking
The Usual Suspects
This Is Spinal Tap
Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Wild at Heart
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the WILDER original.)
Withnail and I
The Wizard of Oz
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars: The Motion Picture
William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice (starring... Al Pacino.)
Looking for Richard (Shakespeare documentary, by... Al Pacino.)
Romeo and Juliet (directed by Franco Zeffirelli, and not by... Al Pacino.)

Television:

The Addams Family
Batman (1960s)
Batman: The Animated Series
Blackadder
Black Books
Bleak House (2005)
Brideshead Revisited
CSI (Vegas)
Doctor Who (1963-66)
Family Guy (I think...)
Futurama
Have I Got News For You
House of Cards
I, Claudius
An Ideal Husband (BBC, 1969)
The Importance of Being Earnest (BBC, 1988)
Jane Eyre (2006)
Jeeves and Wooster
Lady Windermere's Fan (BBC, 1985)
The League of Gentlemen
Not the Nine O' Clock News
Martin Chuzzlewit (1994)
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Murder Rooms: The Dark Beginnings of Sherlock Holmes
Our Mutual Friend (1998)
Persuasion (1995)
The Picture of Dorian Gray (BBC, 1976)
Poirot (David Suchet)
Pride and Prejudice (1995)
The Prisoner
The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby (1980s, C4)
Red Dwarf
The BBC Shakespeare (or most of what I've seen of it. Their 'Macbeth' was pants.)
Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett)
The Simpsons
South Park
Twin Peaks
The X-Files

Books:

By such writers as:

L. Frank Baum
Charlotte Bronte
Emily Bronte
George Gordon, Lord Byron
Truman Capote
Lewis Carroll
Angela Carter
Raymond Chandler
G.K. Chesterton
Agatha Christie
Wilkie Collins
Charles Dickens
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
T.S. Eliot
Ian Fleming
Neil Gaiman
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Robert Graves
Tony Harrison
J.-K. Huysmans
Henry James
M.R. James
Edward Lear
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
H.P. Lovecraft
A.A. Milne
Alan Moore
George Orwell
Edgar Allan Poe
Terry Pratchett
Marquis de Sade
Seneca
Bill Shakespeare
J.R.R. Tolkien
Mark Twain
Evelyn Waugh
Oscar Wilde
P.G. Wodehouse
Virginia Woolf

Heroes:

Alfred E. Neuman

Jeremy Brett

Charles Dickens

Vivian Stanshall ('walking into the future on sensible brogue feet...')

David Bowie

David Lynch

Jeeves ('he stands alone!')

Neil Gaiman

Alan Moore

Willy Wonka

G.K. Chesterton

Mark Twain

Stanley Laurel and Oliver Hardy

'The Doctor'

Lewis Carroll

Uncle Fester

The Prisoner/'Number Six' (Patrick McGoohan)

'"My disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible...a...a...bat! It's an omen. I shall become a BAT!" And thus is born this weird figure of the dark... This avenger of evil, "THE BATMAN".'

My Blog

L&H: Shine On Harvest Moon.

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Posted by James on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:43:00 PST

Crimes Against Syntax: The New Alloa Gold Clock.

NEW ALLOA GOLD CLOCK*   Canterbury, 25 September 2007   Dear Alloa resident,   We would like to introduce a brand-new and exceptional Clock: the new Alloa Gold Clock. Full of clever ...
Posted by James on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:37:00 PST

L&H: The Music Box.

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Posted by James on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:02:00 PST

L&H: On the Trail of the Lonesome Pine.

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Posted by James on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

Back to School - Father Goes West - Unicorns, Babies and Bulls - Four Americans and a Ned.

It could be several days before the blog I'm currently working on is ready to go up; in the meantime, I thought I'd better give an account of the past week or so, in which I started my third year at S...
Posted by James on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST

The Class for Coulrophobes: Introduction.

'To me, clowns aren't funny.  In fact, they're kind of scary.  I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.'  J...
Posted by James on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:37:00 PST

Concerning a Curious Commission.

Originally the plan was for sister to bring down samples from the cake-makers for her and mother to discuss, but they had let her down at the last moment by cancelling the morning's appointment. ...
Posted by James on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:56:00 PST

Thursday August 30th 2007: Book-Buying in the Big Smoke.

Leaving the house just after ten, I made my way out of the Village to Stirling station, with every intention of catching the 11.04 to Edinburgh Waverly; that would arrive at near enough twelve on the ...
Posted by James on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:15:00 PST

Thursday August 9th 2007: Edinburgh Excursion.

Apologies for the lateness of this entry; having spent three days' hard labour upon the Glasgow blog only a couple of weeks before the above date, I was reluctant to start anything similar so soon.&nb...
Posted by James on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:31:00 PST

Thought for the Day: Follow Mr. Apollo?

'& the conflict between mortification and gratification.  This old struggle is the cornerstone of Christianity, but if you want to put it in mythic terms, the twinning of Jekyll and Hyde suggests...
Posted by James on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 06:40:00 PST