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Melissa

I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?

About Me

Professional smartass.
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My Interests

Theatre (duh); History-- especially culinary history and medieval history; City of Heroes because I am a dork and proud of it; baking the best goddamn chocolate chip cookies you've ever had in the entire span of your pitiful existence; creative profanity.

I'd like to meet:

Actors, directors, designers and technicians willing to be underpaid to work in a basement theatre.

Music:

I like everything, so I can only say what I'm listening to right now: Yidcore, Dash Rip Rock, The Mr. T Experience, Nirvana, Louis Prima and all of that era, Glenn Miller and all of that era, Marilyn Manson, Weezer, Faure (OMFG the Faure Requiem), Amy Winehouse, Inverness, Big Mama Thornton, Johnny Cash, oh, and did I mention Yidcore? I did. Oh.

Movies:

I like movies with superheroes and things that blow up and fighting. Anyone who makes a living teaching Dramatic Lit and directing Shakespeare gets to spend her off time watching X2, Hellboy, and Episode IV-- end of discussion. If I ever have to see The Fountain again, I will stab myself in the eye with a fork.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV-- not because I'm trying to be some kind of posturing, self-important faux-intellectual, but because I am too busy being a MUCH bigger dork playing City of Heroes (my global is Caslavka; I'm always on the Freedom server). I like everything animated and inappropriate: Family Guy, South Park, Futurama. You see how it is. Guilty pleasure: HGTV. Home alone viewing: ESPN. DVD default position: Firefly.

Books:

The Impact Theatre Sinfully Delicious cocktail book! Impact's own collection of 14 original drink recipes accompanied by photos of the women of Impact as vintage pinup girls, shot by the amazing Kevin Berne. Hellllllll yeah.***Note to MySpace stalkers: For the last time, this is NOT ME. I do have pictures in the book, though. I'm whichever girl you think is hottest.***Buy one here: COCKTAIL BOOK

Heroes:

My parents.

My Blog

Chronikah. It's time.

Let's put Christmas and Chanukah together and make them one holiday and call it Chronikah. I think that's a holiday we all can get behind for a variety of reasons. Just the name alone will get the ent...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:39:00 PST

Anti_Semitic Politicians in the USofA. A Rant About a True Story.

Rep. Katherine Harris from Florida's 13th district-- an officially elected US Representative, might I add-- is currently running for the Senate.  If she wins the Republican primary, she'll be run...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:33:00 PST