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Patrick

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Too complex to possibly explain in narrative form

My Interests

Basketball, Football, Volleyball, anything athletic and competitive, traveling, laughing at good stand up, not losing at anything, good vodka, growing up.

I'd like to meet:

A girl with at least one year plough experience, no history of mental retardation in the family, and "no Jew." She must be tight like a man's anus and if she cheat on me, I will crush her.

Music:

Eclectic as you can get: Weezy F. Baby, Pearl Jam, Ludacris, The Killers, Live, Bob Marley, Widespread Panic, Bill Withers, Robert Randolph, Bob Segar, Sublime, Chilli Peppers, Counting Crows, Fuel, Dwight Yoakam, Bush, Oasis.....

Movies:

City of God, Borat, Walk the Line, Best in Show, Napoleon Dynamite, Seven, Memento, Young Guns 2, 21 Grams, Requiem for a Dream, The Big Lebowski, Outside Providence, Zoolander, Swingers, Life, Garden State, Murder in the First, Man on Fire, Almost Famous, Kingpin, Old School, Wonderland, Tombstone, Coming to America, True Romance, Sleepers, A Time to Kill.

Heroes:

Adam "Captain Crunk" Henderson